Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Pig is paying to go to this gym so the gym can make more money from Pig exercising.

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    alaskajohn1  almost 4 years ago

    Pig, round is a shape so stay at home.

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    Earthling Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I could power a light bulb with all of my exercise. A small LED. For maybe 5 seconds.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Hook up the stationary bike to the fridge so that you can chill your after-workout beer.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  almost 4 years ago

    so Pig just wants to get into shape, not wants to take care of the planet?

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    Randallw  almost 4 years ago

    Meanwhile the steps machines divert excess power to a volcano to power god’s car.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But you’ll look great in spandex!

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    So you want to get in shape Pig. Well we have wood to cut,split and stack. We have grass to cut. We have weedeating to do. We have painting to do. It’s called getting in shape the old school way by doing chores……..and the list never ends ! No cost in money just time :-)

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    Mr_Mattie  almost 4 years ago

    I want to see a buff Pig. Can Stephan draw a buff Pig?

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    Ratbrat  almost 4 years ago

    We had a big gym across the street from our office building. It was downright hilarious to watch people take the elevator, then at lunch go the gym and use the stair climber. I guess it exercise only counts if you pay for it.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But you can also earn 15 million merits.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    There is a sub shop next to a local gym. They had to make 4 reserved spots because the gym members park right on top of the gym. They would probably park in it if they could, LOL! This caused people who want to buy a sub park way across the lot.

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    david_42  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like PGE’s “green power”. They get subsidies for the wind turbines, subsidies for putting the power into the grid and people pay extra to use “green power”.

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    Smokie  almost 4 years ago

    Is that a bald chick or a dude with boobs? Not my idea of a trainer.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ohhhh, so the U.S. power grid now takes in other continents, eh?

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    FREEDOM!  almost 4 years ago

    It would help to become a skeleton.

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    ray32648  almost 4 years ago

    Black Mirror – Fifteen Million Merits

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    One sputtering light bulb coming up!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, Gilligan could power the radio in just a few minutes…

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    A trim Pig plus big-time community service. What more could we ask?

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