Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Turn off the tv.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 4 years ago

    Stop pretending one of these things is just like the other.

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  about 4 years ago

    Can we send them all to their rooms and make them stay there until they learn to behave and treat each other with at least politeness, if not respect?

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    sirbadger  about 4 years ago

    What if you send them to their rooms and they wake up at 3:00 am and start tweeting?

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    blunebottle  about 4 years ago

    Oh, Pig, if only we could do that!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The only thing you can do Pig is turn off the TV . . . and log on to Twitter!

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    chris_weaver  about 4 years ago

    If only they had adult supervision!

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    the_man_in_the_moon  about 4 years ago

    Oh, party in the sense of party not fete. This always confuse me.

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    I am waiting for ballots to have a “ReDo” option when we can vote out the worthless leaches and elect people who will work for the constituents and not the donor elite.

    At least John McCain died trying to work for the people. RIP

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    The Moose Group  about 4 years ago

    Things will never change until:

    People on the right realize the Republican Party does not care about you.

    People on the left realize the Democrat Party does not care about you.

    People in general realize career politicians do not care about you.

    People everywhere realize the media’s purpose is to provoke you, not inform you.

    And the American public has had enough and overthrows the tyranny of the two party system.

    Time to term the %#$@’s out.

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    RedPandaFan  about 4 years ago

    I wish it were that simple.

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    LesliePiper2  about 4 years ago

    Mueller’s sending many to their rooms. In solitary. ASAP.

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    Bilan  about 4 years ago

    There should be a rule for the politicians and the parties:

    You can’t complain about something the other side does if your side does it also.

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    Be like rat. Have another beer and ignore it.

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    dlkrueger33  about 4 years ago

    I’m hoping in the future, presidents will not be allowed to have social media accounts and anyone running for office must submit their tax returns before election time…or they will not be on the ballot. That might be the best thing to come from this unprecedented time in our history.

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    naplllp  about 4 years ago

    If it only worked…

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’ve stopped listening, can no longer watch the disintegration of democracy, such as it was.

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    Subguy322  about 4 years ago

    If only it were that easy.

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    ekw555  about 4 years ago

    I have a modest proposal, but it is likely we will run out of rope and sturdy branches before we run out of scoundrels.

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    May the power of the Croc be with you ! …….Hey Pig when I get fed up listening to the talking heads I find listening to music I like helps. Good thing I kept the 8’s and Cassettes :-)

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    rhpii  about 4 years ago

    Too late for that. It’s time for a spanking.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member about 4 years ago

    much can be learned from them. Fraud, bribery, money laundering, illegal trans-national exchanges: pretty much everything Trump has done.

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    ZRXMEM Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Well said pig, well said!

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    MarkGardner1  about 4 years ago

    It is better to be thought of as a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt…

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    Al Nala  about 4 years ago

    Off-geturning the TV, STAT!!!

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    Chrisstopher  about 4 years ago

    I’m for eliminating the electoral college also. one person’s vote SHOULD count as well as any other’s.

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    AZPhinFan  about 4 years ago

    And yet billions of people still look to these politicians and governments to solve the problems in society…while at the same time they ridicule any who believe in a Creator and look to God for hope for the future. You have to wonder who the crazy ones really are.

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    Tallguy  about 4 years ago

    It will be interesting when the U.S. parties trade power (and they will – and they will trade back) if social media will continue to be seen as an unacceptable scourge or if it will then be seen as unilateral disarmament and ain’t nobody going to be doing that.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Name calling – a shortcut to winning an argument over the logical way.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member about 4 years ago

    All of you…go to your rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Jeez… do you think we could really send them to their rooms?

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    AtariDragon  about 4 years ago

    This sounds like a soap opera. After insulting each other, they should start making out.

    That’s how it works in Washington, too.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Here’s a hint, Pig. Turn off the dingleberried TV!

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.”- John Adams.

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    *real* Guard Duck  about 1 year ago

    More great advice from pig!

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