Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2018


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    Rod Gonzalez  7 months ago


    And it’s Rat.

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    Tuesday night’s all right for fighting, get a little action in.

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    knight1192a  7 months ago

    Well, at least Rat isn’t just simply picking a holiday or someone’s birthday as an excuse to get drunk.

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    alaskajohn1  7 months ago

    If it’s Tuesday, it must be Belgium and they like their beer as much as Germans. And I hope Rat is not planning on drinking Schlitz.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 months ago

    I’ll drink to that, Goat… with ROOT beer,

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    chris_weaver  7 months ago

    What’s the occasion? It’s a day ending in ‘y’!

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    Actually, it’s quite possible for both of you to be living life wrong.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  7 months ago

    Mondays are better, especially no pants Monday.

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    Z51 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I raise my roach to rat!

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    In my younger days, we’d go for a beer after work on Monday just for surviving the work day.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Could Rat be a college student?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  7 months ago

    I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my own lifestyle…..

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  7 months ago

    “Tuesday Afternoon” Moody Blues “Goodbye Ruby Tuesday” Stones!! If that’s not a reason to get blitzed I don’t know what is!!

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    jpayne4040  7 months ago

    If you can’t find a reason to party, then party anyway!

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    LesliePiper1  7 months ago

    Rat’s absolutely ZEN with his priorities. Hail Rat.

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    SquawkTron  7 months ago

    Any day is a good day to party.

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    mjb515  7 months ago

    London calling. Getting blitzed ain’t what is cracked up to be.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago

    Tried bottling leftover keg beer, doesn’t work. The owners of the apartment were not pleased with a closet full of flat beer, lost the deposit, LOL!

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    EcurbYkspohs  7 months ago

    It’s free beer want more do you want ? (hopefully it is cold and not flat)

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    Lenavid  7 months ago

    If you have to search for a reason to justify your choice, chances are it’s a bad choice.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 months ago

    In THIS case, “Wrong” depends on your point of view…

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    BiathlonNut  7 months ago

    Monday – Everybody mooning about wondering where the weekend went,

    Tuesday- Number two on the workday list,

    Wednesday – When, oh when, is the weekend coming up?

    Thursday – Thoroughly fed up with it,

    Friday – Tonight we will go out and get fried,

    Saturday – Sit around and recover from the Friday Fling.

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    F-Flash  7 months ago

    It’s a turned down day, nothing on my mind, and I dig it…………..

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    VICTOR PROULX  7 months ago

    One of the best calendars in all of comics.

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    KeithRoman  7 months ago

    Are you sure it’s not a Thursday? I could never get the hang of Thursdays. . .

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    J Quest  7 months ago

    How did people drink beer before they invented those little red cups?

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    trivers  7 months ago

    Used to do that years ago. On the first warm day after winter, after months of freezing, a bunch of us would have “spring fever day”. We called people on the phone and told them to come over. As we worked 3:30 to midnight, we all called in. Well, some did anyway. Then we would drive by the company and catch people we knew coming out of work and invited them over too! And we had a big party, and it didn’t make any difference what day of the week it was.

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    Bucinka  7 months ago

    I have heard that, if Friday the 13th is an unlucky day, there must be a lucky day, and that lucky day is Tuesday the 7th. Well, here we are. How will you spend it?

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    Leojim  7 months ago

    Rat, you are my idol and hero!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  7 months ago

    “But I knew that you

    With your heart beating and your eyes shining

    Would be dreaming of me

    Lying with you on a Tuesday morning"

    You celebrate your way and I’ll celebrate mine.

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  7 months ago

    Celebrating Tuesday might be good for me — I think of it as the “no man’s land” of the weekdays…

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    Kind&Kinder  7 months ago

    My car had some metal separation, so I had to get a Tuesday Weld. Pass that beer, Rat!

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    Practicing for the Nov. 2018 election results

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    I don't Know  7 months ago

    Yesterday, Monday, I had a party all day: no one had left Sunday night. I figured we would try for Tuesday. This morning there were notes on the counter from when guest left.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    You yourself have said it, Goat.

    You only go ’round once!

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    JudyAz  7 months ago

    Yea for Tuesday! Never mind TGIF, we have So Happy It’s Tuesday!

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