Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Pig has to write a letter because he has no internet.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Poignancy is where you find it.

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    Ned Dickens  almost 4 years ago

    ….Until a beautifully pleasant message came from the heavens saying “We’ll be there to repair your cable at exactly 3pm today, see you then.” And hope was found again. The end

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    chris_weaver  almost 4 years ago

    His complaint letter is quite the page turner!

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    Pig has shown us that he has the ability to be a good writer. He just needed to find something that he cared deeply about.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Ha ha. It’s funny because he wrote it on paper first before typing it on the computer.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    No Goat, it’s more like a horror story!

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    sloaches  almost 4 years ago

    I can relate…We got stood up by the A/C repair guy on Friday, but (fingers crossed) he is supposed to show up today.

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gather ye cable cords while ye may,Old Time is still a-flyingAnd this same internet that smiles todayTomorrow may be dying

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    rshive  almost 4 years ago

    They do exist! I’ve seen their trucks anyway. Hopefully those aren’t decoys.

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    Fontessa  almost 4 years ago

    And it never gets better. Over and over again, our hearts are broken …

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    TurbosDad  almost 4 years ago

    All great novels begin with, “It was a dark and stormy night.” Everyone knows that…

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  almost 4 years ago

    The 4 Hour Window – by Pig

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    cdgar  almost 4 years ago

    Exactly why I cut the cable TV cord – 25 years ago.

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    skipper1992  almost 4 years ago

    Soviet Russia, 1985. Man goes to the local agency to ask for a repairman to fix his television. He is told he must wait until April 18th 1996. Morning or afternoon, he asks. Why, asks the aide. I have the plumber coming in the afternoon, he says.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Godot will get there sooner.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Dear Pig,

    We apologize for the delay in responding to your service request. We are having difficulties finding new service technicians to service your area.

    It is not us, it is you. You taunt our service technicians by wrapping yourself in a blanket, or smearing apple butter and sunning yourself under the cable connections to the point they can smell that ummm ummm sweat bacon, and they fall off the ladder.

    In the meantime, our insurance company has asked that we break up with you.

    Your Cable Service

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    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    How I feel waiting for the subway train.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Ah! The agony of TV-lessness!. I pity the poor Pig!

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    SCOTT26  almost 4 years ago

    SOUNDS LIKE MY DAYS WAITING FOR COMCAST.

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    Brain Pudding  almost 4 years ago

    We wil be there in a window between the hours of 8am to 5 pm between July 17, 2018-2028. We look forward to providing outstanding service.

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    NoobSkate36  over 1 year ago

    Seems right

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