Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Try to claim asylum over in Non Sequitur.

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    Kymberleigh  over 1 year ago

    Would Seymour’s mom like to borrow Rat’s baseball bat?

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    knight1192a  over 1 year ago

    Love how even Pig is getting tired of the puns.

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    AtariDragon  over 1 year ago

    Boy, does this joke seem o’er.

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    Ned Dickens  over 1 year ago

    That’s a good pun. Need I say more, Seymour?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ma’am knows her chickens , even if they are pigs

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago
    Didn’t he write that book, “Under the Bleachers”? So this must be his mom, Mrs. Butts.
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    artsyguy65  over 1 year ago

    “Trapped in a world he never made!” Hopefully that means Beverly is nearby?

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    the_man_in_the_moon  over 1 year ago

    if her son is a bananafish it may not be his perfect day.

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    SquawkTron  over 1 year ago

    Trapped in a world full of puns.

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    thelost wizard  over 1 year ago

    Pastis should get to sea more. It might help with his problem.

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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    Take the red pill, NOW!

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    I say all three of you should go beat the snot out of Cartoon Boy!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    mjb515  over 1 year ago

    Stephan Pastis had a Pig

    You hit him with a pun and he’d dance a jig

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    That reminds me of a joke from elementary school (back in the dark ages): A woman had two dogs named Seymour and Frieshou. One day as she was getting ready for work the dogs escaped. So there she was on the front porch in her slip, yelling “Frieshou! Seymour!”

    That was the height of comedy in second grade!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I bet her name is Pearl.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Okay I didn’t see that coming. And humans, and animals should never be dating each other. I never understood that in cartoons. Stick with your own species

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    I don’t know about anyone else, but the only Seymour I want to see more of is Jane.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Seymour lives with his mom? Who is she dating, Principal Skinner?

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 1 year ago

    Seymour Glass?

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    And if Seymour is a Moorish sailor… “See more Sea Moor Seymour!”

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    Znox11  over 1 year ago

    Wasn’t she also dating his brother, Les?

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    SusieB  over 1 year ago

    Here’s a joke from my elementary school days: Who invented the mini -skirt? ………Seymour Heine!

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    SkyFisher  over 1 year ago

    You know, Pastis, if your own characters keep complaining about your writing, maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.

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    Kenneth Books Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gad, I’m so tired of reading puns in what has been my favorite strip. I stopped reading Overboard when it became nothing more than Fred Bassett lite. Why do cartoonists seem to go out of their way to destroy their strips’ humor?

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    phredturner  over 1 year ago

    Its an ok world to be trapped in.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And then there was the one about those birds, the Ratives, who lived on a tropical island. When storms came, the winds would throw them out of their homes, and people would look at each other and say, “Well, the Ratives are nestless tonight.”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 1 year ago

    “Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you….” —Little Shop of PBS (or Horrors, if you prefer) !

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yes Ma’am, it was just a setup. Everyday it’s a setup. You’re in the Twilight Zone of Puns!

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Just being Frank & Ernest ma’am.

    Nothing to see more, sea moor, Seymour

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    This is doubly, no; triply bad. Pig is again stuck with that horrible piggy Pigita; he and we are stuck with another terrible pun from Cartoon-Boy; and, worst of all, Pig and we and even Cartoon-Boy are all aware of just how bad it is! HELP!

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    Corey Cohen  over 1 year ago

    It only took three panels!!

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