Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 9 months ago

    Try to claim asylum over in Non Sequitur.

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    Kymberleigh  9 months ago

    Would Seymour’s mom like to borrow Rat’s baseball bat?

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    knight1192a  9 months ago

    Love how even Pig is getting tired of the puns.

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    AtariDragon  9 months ago

    Boy, does this joke seem o’er.

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    Ned Dickens  9 months ago

    That’s a good pun. Need I say more, Seymour?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ma’am knows her chickens , even if they are pigs

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    F-Flash  9 months ago
    Didn’t he write that book, “Under the Bleachers”? So this must be his mom, Mrs. Butts.
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    artsyguy65  9 months ago

    “Trapped in a world he never made!” Hopefully that means Beverly is nearby?

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    the_man_in_the_moon  9 months ago

    if her son is a bananafish it may not be his perfect day.

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    SquawkTron  9 months ago

    Trapped in a world full of puns.

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  9 months ago

    In this world Pastis IS the Puntiff!!!

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    thelost wizard  9 months ago

    Pastis should get to sea more. It might help with his problem.

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    chris_weaver  9 months ago

    Take the red pill, NOW!

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    jpayne4040  9 months ago

    I say all three of you should go beat the snot out of Cartoon Boy!

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    mjb515  9 months ago

    Stephan Pastis had a Pig

    You hit him with a pun and he’d dance a jig

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    aerotica69  9 months ago

    That reminds me of a joke from elementary school (back in the dark ages): A woman had two dogs named Seymour and Frieshou. One day as she was getting ready for work the dogs escaped. So there she was on the front porch in her slip, yelling “Frieshou! Seymour!”

    That was the height of comedy in second grade!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member 9 months ago

    I bet her name is Pearl.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Okay I didn’t see that coming. And humans, and animals should never be dating each other. I never understood that in cartoons. Stick with your own species

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    I don’t know about anyone else, but the only Seymour I want to see more of is Jane.

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    Seymour lives with his mom? Who is she dating, Principal Skinner?

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    VICTOR PROULX  9 months ago

    Seymour Glass?

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    And if Seymour is a Moorish sailor… “See more Sea Moor Seymour!”

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    Znox11  9 months ago

    Wasn’t she also dating his brother, Les?

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    SusieB  9 months ago

    Here’s a joke from my elementary school days: Who invented the mini -skirt? ………Seymour Heine!

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    SkyFisher  9 months ago

    You know, Pastis, if your own characters keep complaining about your writing, maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.

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    Kenneth Books Premium Member 9 months ago

    Gad, I’m so tired of reading puns in what has been my favorite strip. I stopped reading Overboard when it became nothing more than Fred Bassett lite. Why do cartoonists seem to go out of their way to destroy their strips’ humor?

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    phredturner  9 months ago

    Its an ok world to be trapped in.

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    And then there was the one about those birds, the Ratives, who lived on a tropical island. When storms came, the winds would throw them out of their homes, and people would look at each other and say, “Well, the Ratives are nestless tonight.”

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    Kind&Kinder  9 months ago

    “Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you….” —Little Shop of PBS (or Horrors, if you prefer) !

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    WmCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yes Ma’am, it was just a setup. Everyday it’s a setup. You’re in the Twilight Zone of Puns!

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    B UTTONS  9 months ago

    Just being Frank & Ernest ma’am.

    Nothing to see more, sea moor, Seymour

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    This is doubly, no; triply bad. Pig is again stuck with that horrible piggy Pigita; he and we are stuck with another terrible pun from Cartoon-Boy; and, worst of all, Pig and we and even Cartoon-Boy are all aware of just how bad it is! HELP!

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    Corey Cohen  9 months ago

    It only took three panels!!

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    Michael G  9 months ago

    I heave a mighty Syyyy …

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