Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Send her a sympathy card. Just make sure it doesn’t have a clown on it.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 year ago

    And Neighbor Nancy just gave Rat the middle finger. Courtesy of the NC 17 Emoji Club.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 year ago

    Two thumbs down—way down, say Siskel and Ebert, from the Other Side.

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    knight1192a  about 1 year ago

    I’m guessing this particular Neighbor Nancy must be extremely hot cause Rat’s the kind who would cheer for someone’s death unless doing so would ruin his chances of a date with a hot woman.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 year ago

    Nancy just became even more emojional, thanks to Rat.

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    F-Flash  about 1 year ago

    I hope Rat has really good phone insurance? Like there is such a thing.

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    Z51 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s a winner!

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Is this like getting the chocolate emoji and poop emoji mixed up?

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 year ago

    Fortunately, Rat didn’t send her the smiley-face emoji.

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    thelost wizard  about 1 year ago

    What passes as the personal touch from neighbor Nancy in this day and age.

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    LesliePiper1  about 1 year ago

    It’s like chewing your foot off when caught in a trap; just trash your phone. Presto, somebody else’s fault.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The modern world is so advanced that we’ve gone back to hieroglyphics.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Wait — Rat was trying to be nice?

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    Perkycat  about 1 year ago

    Smash the phone all you want, but the message has been sent.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a supposedly true incident(incidents?) where, in response to a message about a family tragedy, a woman sent “LOL”, thinking it meant “Lots of Love”…

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    jbruins84341  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of my wife and computers. She is not tech-savvy, and freaks out when the computer does something unexpected. I try to tell her that she must have hit something to make the computer do that, but she is convinced that the machine just does not like her.

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    Daeder Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Shoulda sent her the smiling poo.

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    SUBWAY 13  about 1 year ago

    I put my phone into airplane mode and threw it across the room but the darn thing wouldn’t fly!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 1 year ago

    Neighbor Nancy texted Rat, so he’s texting her back. Next he’ll text her legs, then her neck, then her stomach, then…

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    She’s Neighbor Nancy, Rat! Just go over to her house and offer your condolences in person, like a good neighbor!

    Oh. My mistake. This is Rat….

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Rat , better move in a new house , veeeeeery far from there

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