Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Chewing all those Fritos burns up some calories.

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    santa72404  about 4 years ago

    That’s right get those jaw muscles moving!

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    knight1192a  about 4 years ago

    Let me guess, New Year’s Resolution to exercise more that never made it further than Jan. 1st. I kept the last resolution I ever made. Simplest one to keep, stop making New Year’s Resolutions. Hadn’t managed to keep the ones before that (atypical of New Year’s Resolutions for the vast majority of us, we make them and then we fail to keep them for very long). But for over 20 years now, close to 30, I’ve kept that one cause I stopped worrying about making them.

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    chris_weaver  about 4 years ago

    Correction: loaded up on carbs!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I prefer to think of it as taking a more focused approach.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And muscle tone.

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    LEOKEV  about 4 years ago

    Do they still sell Fritos? I don’t recall seeing them for a while.

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    F-Flash  about 4 years ago

    In Pig’s former life, he was the Frito Bandito, he’s put on a few pounds, but who hasn’t?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Plagiarism! That was MY journal!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s not polite to smack your lips…

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    hoffquotes2  about 4 years ago

    I miss a continuing story that goes more than one strip in Pearls. Hasn’t been one for quite a while.

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    Nuliajuk  about 4 years ago

    I used to keep an exercise journal. The problem wasn’t that I stopped working out, but that I got sick and tired of writing it up. Every year between June and late September there would be blank pages, then I’d start writing it up again in October.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Fritos make your breath smell

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    For me, the first rule of a journal or diary is to be the only one to read it.

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Minor details, Pig.

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    Mentor397  about 4 years ago

    This sounds like my physical therapy plan.

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    wllilly1960  about 4 years ago

    …I smell S lucrative tie-in Dael! Stephan! Get thee a good tax mouthpiece – Pronto!

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    I like Pig’s style. In fact, I emulate it, except for the “making New Year’s resolutions” part, which I just skip….

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    GeifuKe  about 4 years ago

    Looks like Pig’s efforts mean diddly squat.

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    Ned Dickens  about 4 years ago

    I don’t think there are Fritos in my country, but I like Twisties!

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