Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Good for you, Pig!

    (Hope it was good for Pigita, too.)

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    SquawkTron  almost 3 years ago

    They certainly pigged out last night.

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    PICTO  almost 3 years ago

    I was totally consumed by Pig’s story about making bacon. Talk about your TMI…

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    Ratbrat  almost 3 years ago

    Now I need a dose of brain bleach.

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    F-Flash  almost 3 years ago

    Great title for a novel, " Two Pigs and a Poke".

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    EdMeiller Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The censor was keeping an eye on this one.

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    Under Dog Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Did she squeal like a pig?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    It was a conjugal visit.

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    Known Pedant  almost 3 years ago

    Wow! Simultaneous consummations! Always a worthy goal.

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    eddie6192  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe that dumb Pig isn’t so dumb after all.

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    Masterskrain  almost 3 years ago

    I dunnow…do we REALLY want a bunch of Piglets running around, with Pig’s brainpower and Pigita’s attitude and mood swings??

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They consummated so much it made their tails curl.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if Pigita did a lot of squealing in bed

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    chris_weaver  almost 3 years ago

    Sure, but how was dessert?

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  almost 3 years ago

    I didn’t know they were that much into clear broth French soup…

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    Herb L 1954  almost 3 years ago

    And the Swine flew everywhere :)

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    Ed_Bickford creator almost 3 years ago

    So they Masticated A LOT then, eh?

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    Goat needs to leave his attempts to educate Pig in the past. They’re just making him tense.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like Pig is a consummate lover.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He should invest in bacon futures.

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 3 years ago

    So many funny comments today. I’m still laughing. Thank you all!!!!

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    GeifuKe  almost 3 years ago

    I believe Goat is presently tense.

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    mantydad  almost 3 years ago

    For today’s did you know… A pigs orgasm can last for 30 minutes. Boy that would have been one long night.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Great! So we’re gonna have more pigs. Which means, more food for us! ;o)

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    bluegirl285  almost 3 years ago

    Uh, Pig? I don’t think that word means what YOU think it means.

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    What you have left when there’s nothing left to buy or to eat; consummated consumption.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    With Pigita?!

    Now, that made me laugh, Cartoon-Boy!

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    So they both ate(d) consommé?

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 3 years ago

    “Sorry Goat. I was consumed last night.”

    Most pigs are, eventually.

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    Ned Dickens  almost 3 years ago

    LOL, first the “F-Bomb”, now this!!

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