Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    At least Larry doesn’t have to brush his teeth tonight.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Maybe that’s why I don’t like watermelon candy, reminds me of soap taste.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Soap taste like S-Bomb.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Well done, Junior.

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    finkd  over 6 years ago

    I’m surprised that we didn’t get a visit from the Comic Censor.

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    Randallw  over 6 years ago

    Lucky he didn’t drop the A-Bomb.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Zeeba taste much better.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Good thing it wasn’t D bomb.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Love Larry; He’s the Homer Simpson of Inept predators. Right up there with Wylie Coyote!

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    I don’t care what he might say. It’s nice to see him again.

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    YAY!! CROCS!!!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Does this mean this is a soap opera now?

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    MickMaus  over 6 years ago

    Love the Crocs.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Maybe he should have used numbers instead to label them?

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    mjb515  over 6 years ago

    What would she have done if he dropped the C-bomb?

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    He was hoisted by Junior’s petard.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    My bumper sticker: X-bomb your I-bomb Z-bomb. (not really).

    Come to think of it, McCain wanted to drop an I-bomb; " ♫ Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran ♫".

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    Given the current social and political climate, I’m surprised that all classes involving the military, history or otherwise, haven’t been banned.

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    Serial Pedant  over 6 years ago

    Would that were so.

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    Omniman  over 6 years ago

    If history has shown us one thing, it’s that societies don’t seem to learn from history.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Trust me, it’s not pleasant having your mouth washed out with soap.

    Many, many, many, years ago my mother and I visited my grandmother’s house and I was playing with the spelling blocks. Well, I spelled the “S” word and was summarily escorted to the bathroom. A date with the soap bar awaited me. I protested as I said that I spelled out the word, not was it. The judge, my mother, was not impressed.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Larry probably drops the “F” bomb frequently when he’s not home. That’s because he doesn’t know his “A” bomb from his “E” bomb.

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    Brian Fink  over 6 years ago

    Havent they watched A Christmas Story and learned about soap poisoning?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pastis – the master of puns!

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    Early in the morning for me. I didn’t see this one coming. Got a really good laugh. I’m awake now! Thanks.

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    If Larry dropped both the D-bomb and the A-bomb would that make him DA bomb?

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    pshapley Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Why is that harmless little word, that everyone knows and many people use, which refers to a natural human activity, considered a bomb? Bombs blow things up and kill and injure people. That word riles up idiots and prudes like the “comic censors,” and that’s all. It’s not a bomb.

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    Buspopcod  over 6 years ago

    Looks like Larry is into the Tide Pod Challenge!

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Junior is bound to drop out after his grades bomb.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Also, what type of bomb would Wile E. Coyote use?

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    So why do all the bombs from different periods look exactly alike?

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    And finally, someone had his phraser set on “stunned”.

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    sperry532  over 6 years ago

    Thanks, Stephen. That’s the best laugh I’ve had all day.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 6 years ago

    (4:15 pm, and none of you thought of that one?)

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Everyone picks on Larry. But it was Junior who spoke out thoughtlessly and Patty who over-reacted so swiftly.

    Can I get a little Pity Party for Larry Croc?

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    CROCS !!!!

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 6 years ago

    If Junior had created 14 bombs, Larry could have dropped the N-Bomb instead.

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    LOL!! I’ve dropped the F-Bomb, but my F-Bomb stands for “Funny”! Btw, do swearers get punished with soap in the mouth anymore? I agree with Larry, soap tastes F-Bombing awful.

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    AngoraRabbit13  almost 4 years ago

    This strip is awesome… LMAO

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