Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Is there a tv in front of the couch?

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    alaskajohn1  over 4 years ago

    Or maybe lose some weight.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 4 years ago

    Too bad Rat couldn’t ask Stephen Hawking; poor chap died a few weeks ago.

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    The day the Ham Hole was discovered.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    The lower prices at a discount furniture store will help cushion the blow of spending a lot of money – spring for it!

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    jessie d. Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It is the return to the womb of the modern day male. Especially, after a holiday dinner, the pull strong wherein they succumb for hours longer than the meal itself.

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Astronomers have supported the existence of black holes for decades, but in recent years a dispute has arisen. In the mean time, Pig needs a new couch…or to lose weight.

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    zippy49  over 4 years ago

    Our black hole is an ancient IKEA thing. And if you want to learn about them, I recommend DeGrasse Tyson’s “Astrophysics For People In A Hurry.”

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    F-Flash  over 4 years ago

    I had a black hole once, but it ran away all the time.

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    BiathlonNut  over 4 years ago

    Even the fact that time slows as one approaches a black hole supports the conjecture that the couch is a black hole.

    “Black hole!” Does anyone here know what that means in Russian?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pig has discovered the Hoggs Boson.

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    palenoue  over 4 years ago

    At least it’s not a carnivorous book store couch:

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    Sundialxiv  over 4 years ago

    That’s my mattress right now….

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    That’s not a black hole; it’s a potato patch!

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    The logic in today’s strip is impeccable. Not so for Pig’s avoirdupois or the house couch.

    Shopping Spree!

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    foilist01  over 4 years ago

    I thought Matthew McConaughey had escaped from a black hole. . . .

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    Ned Dickens  over 4 years ago

    When I read that first panel, I thought this comic was just a redrawing of this one:

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