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Pearls Before Swine for Mar 13, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 4 months ago

    If you love me unconditionally, why are you bothering me?

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    SquawkTron  4 months ago

    What’s next? Amadad Prime?

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    Horst Hrubbisch  4 months ago

    Could? Will!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  4 months ago

    Followed by AmaBigGovernment!!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Orphans are gonna love Amamom app.

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    Stevefk  4 months ago

    Amagone if all this happens!

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    dwane.scoty1  4 months ago

    I Can’t wait for the big Drone Mega Law Suit!

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    Alexikakos  4 months ago

     

    Miniluv

    Minipax

    Miniplenty

    Minitrue

     

    And while you think x-101 means “basic starting point” do not forget that x-101 is, in fact, Newspeak.

    “….x-101 " is the worst thing in the world".

     

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    Brass Orchid GC Insider 4 months ago

    Isn’t Siri going to dislike Amamom cutting in on her territory?

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    What a great idea, Amamom delivering campbells soup. Millenials won’t have to the soup kitchen now. Is that “Smart Soup”?

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    Fred  4 months ago

    watch it…. Amazone will be watching you

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    johndifool  4 months ago

    Izzat anything like a Stepford Wife?

    Actually, the first one reminds me of Star Trek’s Harry Mudd’s wife Stella…

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    AmaDoofus?

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    Amamom Prime. The Amway to go, but is she a prime mate?

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    stick&rudder  4 months ago

    ENOUGH, ENOUGH

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Amadeus – helps you mozy to see some art.

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    LameHawk  4 months ago

    I’m actually advocating a special Anti Drone Gun Permit

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    vics_machine  4 months ago

    We are approaching Amageddon.

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    Scott Sallstrom  4 months ago

    It can truly be said she’s a “helicopter parent!”

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    Thehag  4 months ago

    Have already had Amazon drone drop. No other way the fragile package could have gone over the locked gate and set on the doorstep neat, lined up square, tidy and intact.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    What are Amazon customers called? Amazombies?

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    Kind&Kinder  4 months ago

    Ama-Zing! That’s what you get if you sass Amamom!

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    cmoseman9  4 months ago

    Ama gonna keep comming here for the puns

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    hunterboy_z  4 months ago

    Great advice, orange-haired woman. I think Goat already knows that.

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    SwimsWithSharks  4 months ago

    I’d pay for Amagirlfriend prime. But only if she’s a sweet as Amamom Prime and provides the genuine amagirlfriend experience.

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    Scratchy18  4 months ago

    Quite a few serial killers and mass murderers had a Mom who loved them unconditionally.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    I think I’m with Goat on this. I would not want an Amamom droning on and on and on….

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    fredd13  4 months ago

    Hey – is that the Personal Jet Pack they promised me when I was little? OK, so it’s not actually a jet pack per se in the end – but even so!

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    Ned Dickens  about 2 months ago

    Thank goodness Amamom isn’t a real thing, otherwise when I hang out with my friends, my mom would tag along everywhere we go. She would never leave us alone again!

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