I have, for many years, passed by houses with signs that say “Drive like your kids lived here.” I want to make bumper stickers that say “Teach your kids to play as if everyone drove like you.”
Work zone. Lane closed (left/right). Arrow clearly seen. Traffic moving slowly. Jerk insists on speeding by everyone and expecting to get ahead of everyone.
I’ve seen other drivers ease over and block the path of the “I’m too important to be like the rest of you peons” driver.
That’s mild compared to what I’d like to do to all the drivers I witness each day looking down at their freakin’ cell phones while they’re blazing blithely along.
I used to work for a county/city government while was in college. Part of my job was organizing, filing, and finding the stencils used to make the various road signs. I also used to practice making new ones, on occasion, just in case.
The red octagon saying “SYRUP” almost made out to the field.
There was a sign in front of my house where I grew up that read: “Slow children.” I was so insulated and humidified…simultaneously, and at the same time, even…
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Here is my road sign:
$50 REWARD FOR TURNING RAT INTO ROADKILL
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
My sign: “There’s a speed trap behind this sign”.
Bilan over 6 years ago
“Stop reading the signs. You should be watching the road.”
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
Don’t some states have their road signs made by prison inmates?
ellisaana Premium Member over 6 years ago
As seen at a construction site on the DC Beltway- ‘Prepare for Instant Aggravation.’
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
I have, for many years, passed by houses with signs that say “Drive like your kids lived here.” I want to make bumper stickers that say “Teach your kids to play as if everyone drove like you.”
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Don’t forget to Text while driving, or is it don’t forget to drive and text? So confusing.
Gent over 6 years ago
We could use some of those signs.
Gent over 6 years ago
I am making signs that say Feed the poor hungry bears.
PICTO over 6 years ago
I’m sure Rat’s signs will be all the rage…
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
That second panel would be perfect for my morning commute.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
The existence of this sign indicates that there are police here, even if you cannot see them at the present moment.
Sandfan over 6 years ago
Texting while driving should be a felony.
phredturner over 6 years ago
“SERENITY NOW”
sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Work zone. Lane closed (left/right). Arrow clearly seen. Traffic moving slowly. Jerk insists on speeding by everyone and expecting to get ahead of everyone.
I’ve seen other drivers ease over and block the path of the “I’m too important to be like the rest of you peons” driver.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Get off your damn phone and drive”.Or “Everyone who doesn’t drive like me is stupid”.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
I used to be sad when I saw the sign, “Slow Children Playing”.
I was happy when I saw that they grew up and got good jobs, “Slow Men Working”.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Near me is a sign that reads, “Cross Traffic Ahead”, and I wonder why?
vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
McGehee over 6 years ago
“If you’re sober, *DRIVE LIKE IT!!!”*
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
I LOVE it!
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
The Rat Appeasement Act of 2018.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
That’s mild compared to what I’d like to do to all the drivers I witness each day looking down at their freakin’ cell phones while they’re blazing blithely along.
JudyAz over 6 years ago
I like the bumper stickers that read “If you can read this, then you’re too close!”
Number Three over 6 years ago
How much is it for that sign please?
Haha.
xxx
dsTrekker Premium Member over 6 years ago
The international “not” sign goes from upper left to lower right.
FredCapp over 6 years ago
I used to work for a county/city government while was in college. Part of my job was organizing, filing, and finding the stencils used to make the various road signs. I also used to practice making new ones, on occasion, just in case.
The red octagon saying “SYRUP” almost made out to the field.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Rat’s “aggressive” sign is too wordy. Edit, edit, edit! “Drive badly and I’ll whack you!”
Slappy Squirrel over 6 years ago
Bumper sticker I have seen: “I’m not in your hurry!”
TurbosDad over 6 years ago
There was a sign in front of my house where I grew up that read: “Slow children.” I was so insulated and humidified…simultaneously, and at the same time, even…
GeifuKe over 6 years ago
My sign would be “Wrong Turn-off”. But “Keep Right” looks right by me.
GeifuKe over 6 years ago
My sign would be “Wrong Turn-off”. But “Keep Right” looks right by me.
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
https://jalopnik.com/5885626/this-is-the-worst-school-zone-sign-in-history
gocomics over 6 years ago
In an earlier series of strips, the road signs were sentient: http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Road_signs
ND Cool Z over 6 years ago
Penalty for disobeying road signs: PUNCHES!!
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) about 2 years ago
Outrun light, you’ll avoid the fire from explosions