Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    For God’s sakes, Pig, don’t say anything about the players.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    if baseball, Pig’d say the ball and bases are white, the bats are either silver (metal) or brown (wooden), the diamond is brown, the outfield is green… need I go on?

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    Well, Pig, color me somnolent!

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Howard Cosell would be so proud!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Rat is right. It WILL be a long game. But that will have nothing to do with Pig’s announcing skills.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Already better than Bill Walton.

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    Nyckname  about 6 years ago

    Just wait ’til he starts describing the players and the sponsor boycotts begin.

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    Fontessa  about 6 years ago

    I find Pig’s commentary quite refreshing compared to some I’ve heard lately.

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    F-Flash  about 6 years ago

    Pig must know how to nail job interviews?

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    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    Still better than Dick Vitale. I have to mute any game with him talking.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    This isn’t working out, so they’ll make him the public address announcer: “The address of the stadium is 123 Pine Street. The address of the stadium is 123 Pine Street. The address of the stadium is…”

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  about 6 years ago

    What’s color commentary?

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    codedaddy  about 6 years ago

    Thought I finally saw a flat screen TV in a recent strip, but here is the ancient console. Must have been out to replace the cathode ray tube.

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    Yontrop  about 6 years ago

    Wait, Goat said “Oh, he will be great”, about Pig? (Doing anything.) I thought Goat was supposed to be the smart one. Pig might make a pretty good BLT….

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Oh, dearie me! I hope Pig doesn’t have a Munsell-system chart to follow! (Somewhat Inside joke….)

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Orange you tired of this? Azure I am. It makes me blue. I am not red-y to go black to reading this over and over again. I am one of the purple who is red-y to yellow down at Stephan for being repetitive. Color me unimpressed.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    How colorful!

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