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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2018

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    LeoDaSavage  almost 2 years ago

    That also might be why Pig’s brain remains undiscovered.

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    SquawkTron  almost 2 years ago

    Pig must’ve stubbed his brain, too.

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    GeifuKe  almost 2 years ago

    And Pig remains in the dark in regards to scientific knowledge.

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    x_Tech  almost 2 years ago

    Breaking News Dark matter makes up 90% of all Legos.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, Pig may be onto something!

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    On a serious note, you don’t need to contrive undetectable things like ‘dark matter’ when you take into account the all-pervasive, massive amount of interstellar plasma and its effects at galactic scales.

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    tonypezzano  almost 2 years ago

    Have the scientists tried looking under the cushions of the sofa? Amazing how much can hide there.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When you are walking around in it, yes dark does matter.

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    chris_weaver  almost 2 years ago

    Someday, if we travel far enough out in space, we will find that light switch!

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    b.john71  almost 2 years ago

    I just need another toke or two to understand it.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Does he go , wee, wee, wee, all the way home?

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    garcoa  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like a Yogi Berra-ism in the making

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    joefearsnothing  almost 2 years ago

    Pig logic!

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    jimboklein  almost 2 years ago

    Yesterday morning I posted a “tongue-in-cheek” comment on this forum regarding an event that occurred 89 years ago in Chicago. In view of the event occurring yesterday afternoon, I have deleted that comment. My thoughts and best wishes go out to the families in Parkland and Coral Springs (my former home town) served by Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School.

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    Cerabooge  almost 2 years ago

    Then there’s this: https://singularityhub.com/2017/12/01/study-finds-dark-matter-and-dark-energy-may-not-exist-heres-what-to-make-of-it/

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    McGehee  almost 2 years ago

    Pig is right. The reason they can’t find what they’re looking for is, the universe is enormous and very poorly lit.

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    Scott Sallstrom  almost 2 years ago

    I solved that problem by keeping a flashlight on the nightstand.

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    Number Three  almost 2 years ago

    I love the dark. There are some people who insist on having the light on. Even if it’s broad daylight outside.

    Wasteful, much?

    xxx

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    johngregor  almost 2 years ago

    I bet if you ask the scientists, they will be forced to admit that they have not tried turning the lights on.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Just be glad it wasn’t the Vashta Nerada, Pig. That’s when the dark really matters….

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    pchemcat  almost 2 years ago

    We tried but found way too many burned out light bulbs.

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    Ned Dickens  over 1 year ago

    Are you nuts, Goat?! Discussing science would help Pig learn more and be smarter! But you got a good point.

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    NeilCopeland  7 months ago

    “Get water”?? Really??

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