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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Poor schmuck got worst qualities from each of his parents, Venus & Mars.

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    LeoDaSavage  about 3 years ago

    I HATE Valentine’s Day. It’s too sickly sweet and it’s just an excuse for Walmart to sell cheap chocolate. ❤️❌

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Cupid is not really a kid, he just belongs to the Skin Cream of the Month club.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    you make interesting points there, Rat

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    SquawkTron  about 3 years ago

    Go away, Cupid.

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    chris_weaver  about 3 years ago

    Valentine’s Day – where romance meets mayhem.

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    If you have the first one, you won’t really need the second one. I can think of some I wouldn’t mind running around sans clothing. The problem is I can think of several more, myself included, who reap great benefits from remaining clothed.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have an anti-aircraft gun at the ready. Where is Guard Duck now that we REALLY need him??

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    aerotica69  about 3 years ago

    Celebrate the anniversary of a massacre by giving you honey-bunch flowers and chocolate. Only human beings could be so silly.

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    SkyFisher  about 3 years ago

    Rat, aren’t you and Goat running around naked?

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Get lost, Cupid. And while you’re at it, wear some pants.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Rat, both you, and Goat, are naked

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    F-Flash  about 3 years ago

    Cupid was a pretty good person, until he got hooked on Love Potient # 9, one thing led to another, now he’s doing # 9 at breakfast and chasing it with a Pepsi. Remember those old coke vs. pepsi commercials, that’s what I’m talkin about.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Love is a figment of the imagination brought on by overeating or overexertion!” George Bernard Shaw.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.” – Emo Philips

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    Piksea Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the Voice of the Beehive song, “I’m Shooting Cupid”. https://youtu.be/3B37KWUv3Vg I always liked that song!

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    oldmanrant  about 3 years ago

    What is the message in the wall?

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    Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Stephan is working out some issues.

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    Number Three  about 3 years ago

    In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is just a day to make us single people feel crap about being single.

    But it will take a lot more to make me feel crap about it. I LOVE being single.

    xxx

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    Cupid is a menace!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    Love is a many-splintered thing.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    It was a set-up! Rat set you up, Eros (Cupid).

    We shouldn’t blame Goat, I guess; but he is such an easy mark for scapegoating….

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    is that Marty Allen playing Cupid?

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    blanche64  about 3 years ago

    catching up on my comics. this wasn’t great timing, was it? or perhaps in fact it was. this country needs to get assault rifles out of everyone’s hands. we need common sense gun control NOW.

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    Ned Dickens  almost 3 years ago

    This from 2 naked animals..

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    BOSFLASH  about 2 years ago

    The art of context.

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