Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Poor schmuck got worst qualities from each of his parents, Venus & Mars.

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    LeoDaSavage  over 1 year ago

    I HATE Valentine’s Day. It’s too sickly sweet and it’s just an excuse for Walmart to sell cheap chocolate. ❤️❌

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Cupid is not really a kid, he just belongs to the Skin Cream of the Month club.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    you make interesting points there, Rat

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    SquawkTron  over 1 year ago

    Go away, Cupid.

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    Alexikakos  over 1 year ago


    Cupid is actually the full grown son of Venus, and married to Psyche, a former mortal princess. Their daughter is Voluptas, which translates to pleasure in English.


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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    Valentine’s Day – where romance meets mayhem.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    If you have the first one, you won’t really need the second one. I can think of some I wouldn’t mind running around sans clothing. The problem is I can think of several more, myself included, who reap great benefits from remaining clothed.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have an anti-aircraft gun at the ready. Where is Guard Duck now that we REALLY need him??

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    Celebrate the anniversary of a massacre by giving you honey-bunch flowers and chocolate. Only human beings could be so silly.

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    SkyFisher  over 1 year ago

    Rat, aren’t you and Goat running around naked?

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Get lost, Cupid. And while you’re at it, wear some pants.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rat, both you, and Goat, are naked

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    Cupid was a pretty good person, until he got hooked on Love Potient # 9, one thing led to another, now he’s doing # 9 at breakfast and chasing it with a Pepsi. Remember those old coke vs. pepsi commercials, that’s what I’m talkin about.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Love is a figment of the imagination brought on by overeating or overexertion!” George Bernard Shaw.

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    vics_machine  over 1 year ago

    “I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.” – Emo Philips

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    Piksea Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Voice of the Beehive song, “I’m Shooting Cupid”. I always liked that song!

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    oldmanrant  over 1 year ago

    What is the message in the wall?

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    Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Stephan is working out some issues.

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is just a day to make us single people feel crap about being single.

    But it will take a lot more to make me feel crap about it. I LOVE being single.


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    Kyle of Lochalsh  over 1 year ago

    Romance is merely the name applied to small colonial insects in the capitol of Italy!

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    Daeder Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cupid is a menace!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 1 year ago

    Love is a many-splintered thing.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    It was a set-up! Rat set you up, Eros (Cupid).

    We shouldn’t blame Goat, I guess; but he is such an easy mark for scapegoating….

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    is that Marty Allen playing Cupid?

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    blanche64  over 1 year ago

    catching up on my comics. this wasn’t great timing, was it? or perhaps in fact it was. this country needs to get assault rifles out of everyone’s hands. we need common sense gun control NOW.

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 year ago

    This from 2 naked animals..

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    BOSFLASH  4 months ago

    The art of context.

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