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Pearls Before Swine for Feb 9, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 5 months ago

    Quiet, Pig, the guy in the White House might hear you.

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    SquawkTron  5 months ago

    Easy there, Pig.

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    LeoDaSavage  5 months ago

    You know it’s bad when Pig starts sounding like Rat.

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  5 months ago

    Pig will just be a fresh cinder like everyone else, now that’s an equality of all living things that would be global!

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    chris_weaver  5 months ago

    For what Pig wants to do, there will be time enough at last!

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    “Always look on the bright side of life”

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    But what good is a clean credit score if 7-11 is deep-sixed?

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    Even if Pig survived the nuclear war, he’d probably be eaten by the other survivors.

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    TheMcChuck  5 months ago

    Beware the twitterocalypse!

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    PICTO  5 months ago

    Nuclear reboot…get a half-life Pig.

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    AtariDragon  5 months ago

    Reading too much Twitter will convince you there is no civilization left to be destroyed in a nuclear war.

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    F-Flash  5 months ago

    Where there’s horse manure, there has got to be a pony

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    Willywise52 GC Insider 5 months ago

    That’ll do,Pig,that’ll do.

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    KennethJohnson  5 months ago

    In this strip, I thought that’s why there are talking animals who survived the war. Just one more mistake, Fat Boys bombs.

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    david_42  5 months ago

    The Earth will be just fine, many species will survive, new ones will evolve.

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    MarcWhinston  5 months ago

    Also, the easiest way to erase your browser history.

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    Guilty Bystander  5 months ago

    I suppose an all-out nuclear war would be a pretty effective way of eliminating the national debt. Who’d be left to collect? Or pay? There’s a bright side to annihilation after all.

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    Max Starman Jones  5 months ago

    But if the earth is destroyed, you won’t get to call Dave Ramsey on Friday to tell him about it.

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    McGehee  5 months ago

    “You and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got…”

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    McGehee  5 months ago

    “You and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got…”

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    Late To The Party  5 months ago

    But will we have a government shutdown?

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    Tina B GC Insider 5 months ago

    Solution: Avoid twitter

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    Seed_drill  5 months ago

    The prior owner of my house actually worked on the Manhattan Project.

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    BiathlonNut  5 months ago

    As my father observed, “If all humans were killed off, it would solve a hell of a lot of problems.”

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    Bookworm  5 months ago

    I remember the Cuban Missile Crisis. I also remember those movies they showed in school about that time featuring Tommy Turtle, if I remember aright, who taught us to “duck and cover when you see the flash.” I suppose that would have made us neater little piles of ash if we were anywhere near ground zero. (My own father quipped, when told of one of those films, “good advice, son; tuck your head between your knees and kiss your (behind) goodbye.”)

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  5 months ago

    Credit repair via armageddon. Sweet!

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    Cminuscomics&stories GC Insider 5 months ago

    Forget the mortgage payment. Screw the car bill. Use up the Viagra. It’s party time!

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    Gent  5 months ago

    You’ve got a point, Pig.

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  5 months ago

    I don’t understand why people like Twitter so much. You can do a lot more on Facebook.

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    Tain'tPelagius  5 months ago

    That ain’t Roy, Jim. #OrsonsFarm

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    Nicole  GC Insider 5 months ago

    Remember Y2K? I was actually hoping it would happen because rumor had it that all of our info like credit would be wiped clean. I was a young, naive, dreamer in those days.

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    They’re rioting in Africa. They’re starving in Spain.There’s hurricanes in Florida and Texas needs rain.

    The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.The French hate the Germans. The Germans hate the Poles.

    Italians hate Yugoslavs. South Africans hate the Dutch.And I don’t like anybody very much!

    But we can be tranquil and thankful and proudFor man’s been endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud.

    And we know for certain that some lovely daySomeone will set the spark off and we will all be blown away.

    They’re rioting in Africa. There’s strife in Iran.What nature doesn’t do to us will be done by our fellow man.

    —The Kingston Trio “The Merry Minuet”

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    i pity the Pig who thinks nuclear annihilation is his “best chance” at a fresh start. Surely, there is something better, Pig? Bankruptcy filing?

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    Ceeg22 GC Insider 5 months ago

    Yes, and I won’t have to clean my house

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    GAVINPORTEOUS  5 months ago

    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”Albert Einstein.

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    Ned Dickens  2 months ago

    I never really read Twitter, but i don’t think it would really cause the end of the world.

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