Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2017


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    hariseldon59  about 2 years ago

    Call Aquaman.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Call the butcher.

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    PICTO  about 2 years ago

    You can’t spell analyst without spelling anal…and I don’t have a crack about plumbers…

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    Call a doctor. It’ a case of swine flu-sh.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The whole world is going down with you Pig.

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    chris_weaver  about 2 years ago

    The therapist would be cheaper!

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 2 years ago

    I have noted that when Microsoft’s operating system got really slow, they changed the icon from the hourglass to the blue swirley flush, to remind you that your life is going down the drain while you’re waiting.

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    Queen of America Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s not just your life, Pig. It’s the whole country.

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    mortaur  about 2 years ago

    Call an attorney & comic strip author.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Call both. Your plumber is going to need a therapist after he clears THAT clog.

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    Fred  about 2 years ago

    it’s all just a swirling transparent illusion…

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    Fred  about 2 years ago

    see this

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    steverinoCT  about 2 years ago

    Okay, careful reading is required. No need to explain what I read in my first casual glance at the first panel.

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    garcoa  about 2 years ago

    I am wishing that Rat will jump in too.

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    The TM Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He didn’t have a figure-skating coach on standby?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Poor, poor, Pig

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    M Peached  about 2 years ago

    Suicide by toilet is less messy than most other ways.

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    cdnalor  about 2 years ago

    It actually looks like fun, for a few seconds.

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    Cerabooge  about 2 years ago

    Pig has gone on to the Great Fatberg.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 2 years ago

    This looks like a job for the Ty-D-Bol Man!

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    whiteaj  about 2 years ago

    Call a hydrodynamicist.

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    Number Three  about 2 years ago

    All of the above (what commenters have suggested)


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    Marvin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Isn’t pig suppose to say “Goodbye cruel world.”

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Better call both and fast.

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    Charlie Tuba  about 2 years ago

    Maybe both!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 2 years ago

    Just get a plunger; maybe he’s a stuck pig!

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    therapist The Rapist Hmmm, like the first episode of Black Mirror.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 2 years ago

    I remember Calvin doing that, more than once. Here he claims he’s taken a bath.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Call neither. Pig’s gone. It’s over, Rat. You’ll have to look for another gig now.

    Thanks a heap, Cartoon-Boy….

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    ghkimac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    In England, they call the privy “the loo” as “in loo of humor”

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 year ago


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