Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    I hope Stephan doesn’t start drinking because then we’ll need 1 more Arab for 3 Sheikhs to the wind.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 4 years ago

    How do we know that isn’t a wolf in sheikh’s clothing?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    Now the second Arab will have to bathe himself or something since he was touched by something haram.

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    cdgar  about 4 years ago

    May the sand crabs frequently bite you where it hurts.

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    WoodEye  about 4 years ago

    They are both still fat and stupid.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 4 years ago

    From the look on his face, the camel already did.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Channeling Johnny Carson as Karnak the Magnificent? “May the fleas of a thousand camels…”

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    John Smith  about 4 years ago

    Probably the most stoopid PBS ever

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    johndifool  about 4 years ago

    Ahh, just Shut Up ’n Play Yer Guitar…

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    Brick Tricks Webcomics  about 4 years ago

    It took me a few minutes to get the joke. That is, if you can even call it that.

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    whiteheron  about 4 years ago

    Here’s one from the sands of time…

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    F-Flash  about 4 years ago

    Did you notice the uncanny resemblance between the sheikh and Steve. Could Steve be a “Wolf in Sheikh’s clothing”?

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    slayermcb  about 4 years ago

    I’m more concerned with how long pigs right arm has gotten in the middle panel…

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    hariseldon59  about 4 years ago

    This joke only really works if you pronounce the word sheikh as “sheek” (to rhyme with cheek). While this seems to be a popular pronunciation among American speakers (and the one I grew up hearing), I’ve heard that it’s actually incorrect. The correct pronunciation is “shake”.

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    pigbayou  about 4 years ago

    Pastis has clearly run out of ideas and needs to retire.

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    YanickTheriault  about 4 years ago

    Just when I thought you couldn’t, you kept crossing the lines drawn in the sand. XD

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    jdsven  about 4 years ago

    Oooo, not in the Oompa-Loompas.

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    BillGant  about 4 years ago

    I think the next cartoon should have a frugal rabbi, a drunk redhead with cloverleaf shirt, a black gangster, a trailer-dwelling southerner, and an Asian-American driver. Might as well insult everyone else

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    May the fleas of your camel infest in your armpits.

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    paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Keep on punning!

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    magicwalnut Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The comments on this trip are funnier than the comics themselves!

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    chris_weaver  about 4 years ago

    I have in my hand the last comic strip! (audience cheers!)

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    cheesehead  about 4 years ago

    Sounds like a Johnny Carson line

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    Bill Brice  about 4 years ago

    Stephen is a stanfu grad!

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    Number Three  about 4 years ago

    Don’t say that, Rat. Stephan will get the “hump”


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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    well, time to sheikh a leg…

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    oakie817  about 4 years ago

    I ran from this joke

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    SUBWAY 13  about 4 years ago

    Q: What is the difference between the people of Addis Ababa and the people of Abu Dhabi?

    A: The people of Addis Ababa don’t like The Flintstones …

    … but the people of Abu Dhabi do !

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Once a rare again, pearls of wisdom from Pig and Rat! May the Bluebird of Crappiness poop on your artwork, Cartoon-Boy!

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 4 years ago

    For anyone that thinks this cartoon is a stereotype, this is an photo of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum and his entourage taken in 2017:

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    Ned Dickens  almost 3 years ago

    NO!! Not his jewels!

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