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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    1- Pack everything in a carry-on.

    2- Bring a sandwich.

    3- Bring a book.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    4- Take the train.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    5- Thanks

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I like to watch a movie. I will rip a DVD to a file on my laptop. That way, the battery will last a lot longer, as opposed to spinning a DVD. Just my two cent’s worth.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    The airline found someone that’s even appalling to them.

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    Meowth lover 24  over 4 years ago

    Says the rat whom would be trampled by cattle.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    …And the passengers in steerage all say moo…

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sheeple.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Drive.

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    ImpishCoder  over 4 years ago

    In accordance with older jokes, that means there are in-flight meals.

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    sorensen0326  over 4 years ago

    He must have recently flown on Frontier. That about sums up their policy.

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    steverinoCT  over 4 years ago

    The last time I flew was in 1995-ish, and as time goes on the more disinclined I am to do it again. I drive on my vacations, because I like to drive. As I am now a Gravitationally-Challenged American, flying for me (and my seatmates) would likely be that much more unpleasant.

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    AdamMorris  over 4 years ago

    My next trip is liable to be from Oregon (home) to Scotland (Parents and Siblings home). If you can give me driving directions I would be happy to make a road trip of it.

    Unfortunately there are some places you just can’t drive to. So sometimes people have to fly or go by boat. My wife gets seasick, so the boat is out for us.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That whiny Ann Coulter will sue you Rat

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Why bother with giving the Cattle (“I loathe them!”) clarity, as though they deserve anything? Keep ’em confused. That works to your advantage, Rat!

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    mortaur  over 4 years ago

    I have ONE thing to say about that…Moooooooooooo!

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    johngregor  over 4 years ago

    This is actually true. After 911 the airlines figured out that they can make a lot of money by relieving the discomfort of air travel. The problem is that if they simply do their jobs efficiently then 95% of that trouble disappears on its own. The solution is to deliberately and systematically make “basic” air travel as horrible as they possibly can and then charge you a premium to stop being jerks. It’s called “calculated misery”. I’m not making this up. you can google it.

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    Ned Dickens  about 3 years ago

    The cattle battle continues!!

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