Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Woomun should negotiate with Putin.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    He probably wants to make them more traditional by having the word “obey” put back in.

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    Constancy  over 4 years ago

    Bad deal every time.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Husband doofus.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 4 years ago

    From ‘vows’ to ‘ows’ in one second!

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    chris_weaver  over 4 years ago

    This time, a pre-nup for sure!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Looks like Patty got a head start on re-tying the knot.

    Hey, Larry…. now don’t get your britches in a twist.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Man needs learn to keep mouth shut.

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    mortaur  over 4 years ago

    YA TINK???

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Larry just plain BAD negoshiator.

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    Sandfan  over 4 years ago

    Larry now realizes that the “til death do us part” vow was setting a goal. [©Jeff Dunham and Walter]

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    Arianne  over 4 years ago

    Marriage is a union, and Patty’s just went on strike. Now Larry needs a local.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    OMG. I just fell off my chair.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It wasn’t LARRY who got the bad deal!

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    kauri44  over 4 years ago

    Is that Larry’s spine sticking out of the top of his (snoutless) head?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Larry will NEVER learn!

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    This is why I’m happily single.


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    irish4william  over 4 years ago

    Me batchuluhr…good deal…

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    @#3 i suspect that there are also other reasons…

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Larry one dumm croc! Woomun always beat man, man! Larry loser!

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    jbruins84341  over 4 years ago

    If there are two ways to interpret something Larry said, and one of them is thoughtful, intelligent, or romantic, he meant the other one.

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    Ned Dickens  about 3 years ago

    Ow! Time for some huge facial surgery..

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