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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    If Rat was a drug czar, he wouldn’t be the kind fighting illicit or harmful drug use.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Just say “No” to conversations with Rat.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    how gullible of you, Goat

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Maybe Goat just wanted a nice cup of coffee.

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    Randallw  over 4 years ago

    Careful, Rat. Remember what happened to the last Tsar.

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    There’s always a problem with demanding “yes or no” answers to every question. I’ll show you:

    “Where were you on the night of April 14th?”

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If Rat ever becomes ANY type of Czar, you can call me Lennon, that should be LENIN!

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    mortaur  over 4 years ago

    Rat’s middle name is Pfizer.

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    whiteheron  over 4 years ago

    No demand, no market.

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    We’re going to build a wall to keep the drugs out. Why didn’t Nixon think of that?

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    ksu71  over 4 years ago

    Once in awhile when I was still teaching I’d begin class by saying “Let’s not do nothing today.”

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just say no to drug wars.

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    steverinoCT  over 4 years ago

    Judith Martin and Nancy Reagan teamed up: “Just say No, thank you.”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They found 80 tons of cocaine in ONE shipment. Imagine how much gets thru!

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m hooked on phonics: please help!

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Goat is not looking well today. Did he not take his medications, or did he accidentally overdose?

    Rat is already naturally stoned without the help of drugs….

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 4 years ago

    Real question: in states that “legalize” marijuana, how is use of it while driving treated?

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    Darkknight55  about 1 year ago

    Ah, the double negative. Grammar’s worst enemy.

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