Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Watch old Abbott & Costello sketches on YouTube:



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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The female audience show commercials are equally embarrassing.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Oddly, “kid” is the appropriate word for Goat’s nephew.

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    Adiraiju  over 5 years ago

    Of course, you just know that half the baseball players are addicted to something-or-other, will get indicted later for domestic abuse, etc, etc…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    This is why we Americans are so messed up; we worry more about children learning the facts of life than about their fantasizing about mass murder.

    Paris, you really pulled a boner.

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Doesn’t anybody want to talk about constipation?

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Next time, take the kid to the stadium to watch the game. He can see the violence in the stands up close without the camera angles and CGI.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    By the way, how come he doesn’t say: “Uncle Paris?”

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    tonypezzano  over 5 years ago

    Keep a what? The word that comes to mind for me needs an an.

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    There are only two countries in the world where it is legal to advertise prescription drugs on television. The other one is New Zealand. Lousy First Amendment.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No, kid, you misheard. They said “… a reptile dysfunction.” Those medicines are marketed to the crocodiles.

    First time I heard those commercials on the radio, that’s what I thought they were saying. It’s like the marketing departments think that there’s something wrong with drugs that will correct impotence.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member over 5 years ago

    First you have to buy two bathtubs…

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    mail2jbl  over 5 years ago

    If your erection lasts longer than four hours…

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Patsis is really pushing the envelope recently.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    I was watching grass grow and a baseball game broke out.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    I see ads for various drugs on American TV and wonder how any Americans work up the courage to actually take them after listening to the long long list of possible side effects, including death! We don’t have this in Canada, thank heavens.

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    waes-hael  over 5 years ago

    Well, and that’s the Puritanical problem. Violence is OK, but sexuality is to be feared. Yes, I hate those commercials, too, but it still beats the massive exposure to violence.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 5 years ago

    does the orgasma commercial star a 50+ year old cougar?

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    BrewBeerShootGunsRollD20s  over 5 years ago

    One of the many reasons we dont watch commercials in our house. Yay for Netflix and Prime.

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    aaajma  over 5 years ago

    And they’ll inject racism, Islamophobia, misogyny, sexism, homophobia, and white supremacism into the game by playing the national anthem.

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    I thought Goat was going to come back to a dugout clearing brawl.

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    Awwwww! Goat’s nephew is a cutie.

    After the violent video games I expect he’ll be going on the Internet. And maybe look up what “Erectile Dysfunction” means.



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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Uncle Goat, for one of the supposedly smartest characters in this strip full of dummies, you are surprisingly old-fashioned and prudish about Orgasma and similar drugs for guys with limp noodle syndrome!

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    Ned Dickens  almost 4 years ago

    If your nephew ends up having nightmares or worse, later starts a school starting, it’s all your fault, Goat!

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    I love puppies  6 months ago

    goat’s nephew is cute

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