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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Pig, Sam will save Fredo.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Why not? Bilbo Stole the Ring from Gollum…

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    I never got to watch /The Godfather/ trilogy, but I did get to watch /The Lord of the Ring/ trilogy.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Frito, Moxie, Pepsi, Goodgulf (I think), Sorehead…anybody remember the rest of the character names from National Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings”?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 2 years ago

    “I know it was you Frodo! You broke my heart!”……

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Me thinks Pig needs his hearing checked :-)

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    James Wolfenstein  over 2 years ago

    Bilbo was a gun-for-hire working for a thug named Gandalf, aka ‘the wizard’, who was an enforcer of boss Thorin Oakenshield. Bilbo is known to have participated in the assault to Lonely Mountain with the 13 Dwarves gang. The Hobbits were into something…

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pig’s sure off the mark with that claim. True, Bilbo may not have been its key instigator, but he was definitely the principal burglar in the whole robbery scheme. Tolkien didn’t name him Baggins for no reason.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    “They” say that Godfather III is the weakest of the trilogy. But even it wouldn’t off a hobbit. Hobbits, unlike the Mafia, are fictitious.

    ‘Fraido you’re wrong about Fredo, Pig.

    Pig. That’s not a Sicilian name, is it? No respect….

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    joegee  over 2 years ago

    I believe that Michael did the deed himself. He didn’t “have Fredo shot”.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is it weird that I’ve never seen not one Godfather movie?

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    Nuliajuk  over 2 years ago

    Goat should not make a hobbit of spoiling plot surprises.

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    mortaur  over 2 years ago

    ATTORNEYS AND COMIC STRIP ARTISTS DON’T MIX!

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    pugmahone12  over 2 years ago

    Crocs before it’s too late.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Take the Pig, leave the cannoli!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 2 years ago

    What I’ve long-suspected has finally been proven true — punning has become a “hobbit” with Pastis!

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    TheWildSow  over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Mike will never put out a contract on Fredo while Mama’s still alive.

    (Tom, put out a contract on Mama!)

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    Never watched any of the Godfather films.

    Awaiting shocked gasps…

    xxx

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Hobbits and organized crime don’t mix”

    Pig has obviously never met the Bag’s End Thieves Guild

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    Sherlock Watson  over 2 years ago

    One ring to make ‘em an offer they can’t refuse.

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    VORTEX  over 2 years ago

    Well they are good at kneeing people just like his great great great cousin Rat

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    Ned Dickens  11 months ago

    The Godfather of the Rings!

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