Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    I guess the mourning should be over by now.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    the “Apple” doesn’t fall from the tree… or computer

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There are great men like Louis Pasteur… and then there’s Louis Pastis. So close… and yet so far.

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    gatocatcat  almost 5 years ago

    What a Louiser.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Getting to the core of humor.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    What Woz that all about? What has he Cooked uo now?

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Stephan’s getting lazy. Looks like he iPhoned it in.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    So does Haley’s MO®.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … attributing a source is a must…

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    According to one bit I heard, not only Steven Jobs, but also Johnny Cash and Bob Hope are all dead…leaving us all without Jobs, without Cash and without Hope.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Wait…Rat should have said, “It puns in the family.”

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    I got an offer from a company in Montana that makes wicker products. Don’t know if I should stay where I am or go to Helena Handbasket.

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    Harambe Trump  almost 5 years ago

    He wouldn’t get the job anyway…

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    lgilbert50  almost 5 years ago

    People are looking at me when I made a loud groan after reading. Damn funny though

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    Stocky One  almost 5 years ago

    And they’ve already got a Cook, too.

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Worst. Joke. Ever.

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    Number Three  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, Poor Mr Jobs. I had only been in college a month when he died.


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    Petemejia77  almost 5 years ago

    That was pretty good cause it was quick and simple. Unlike the usual cluster pun pie at the end of these.

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    ADNERB Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!! I love them when they kind of sneak up on you.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t try Microsoft either. I hear it’s hard to get past the Gates.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Exterminate! Exterminate!

    Gentlemen, this “Cartoon-Boy Clan” is a menace to society! The army must take drastic action before they can multiply!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Apple core. Say no more.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And beside, nobody makes black turtlenecks anymore.

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    Ned Dickens  about 3 years ago

    Did he really, Steph?

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