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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This brings back bad memories of high school on so many levels.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 3 years ago

    What a well-educated cast we have today — so many degrees!

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    Lee Cox  almost 3 years ago

    It’s official. Pastis has finally gone round the bend.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Geometry teachers are probably posting this strip in their classrooms.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What would Jason Fox think of this line of humor?

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    “You may be right, but that obtuse guy is still greater than you.”

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    GeifuKe  almost 3 years ago

    Sorry, but you anglers are all out of line; got that straight, or am I just bent out of shape over this?

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    PICTO  almost 3 years ago
    Working all the angles today aren’t we Cartoon Boy…
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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Funny. And fun. Even if one-dimensional. Do the geometroids in Flatland read a comic strip called “Lines?”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Should all the angles be included, in the Society?

    Yesterday there was a protracted argument along those lines when some of them met on the corner….

    But nobody would admit a single point.

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    gatocatcat  almost 3 years ago

    Pythagoras is rolling over in his grave.

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    llhack  almost 3 years ago

    That’s two strips in a row that Pastis used puns, must be losing his edge.

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    juicebruce  almost 3 years ago

    Whose line is it ?

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    mjb515  almost 3 years ago

    I think this was an excuse to be lazy and draw a strip of just straight lines.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I maybe going off on a tangent, but if you add a circle here you will get more of an arc in this story.

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    n8cwhite  almost 3 years ago

    #StopObtuseDiscrimination

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Angles? Wasn’t he the dude who helped Groucho, that should be Karl, Marx?!?

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    CARLOS W KING Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Amazing to have all of the divergent points on the same page.

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    Rotifer "INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER BLOOMBERG 2020" Tweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What is this, Euclidean geometry week at GoComics?

    http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2017/03/20

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Pastis is just angling for a beating.

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Get these guys some motorcycles and they could be Hell’s Angles.

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    whiteheron  almost 3 years ago

    What in the world does being happy have to do with anything, Pig?

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Isn’t that more like a Los Angles city council meeting?

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    whiteheron  almost 3 years ago

    So Pastis is a druggie? Must be, he’s doing lines.

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    Mr. Funny Guy  almost 3 years ago

    Man, he can do some good puns (in my opinion).

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    nopainogain  almost 3 years ago

    what’s my… line?

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    tom  almost 3 years ago

    Punster Pastis.

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    M Peached  almost 3 years ago

    When we die we flatline.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Brings back an ancient geo-joke, the punchline of which is: “The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.”

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    All I can say is thanks Pastis makes my Friday even better.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Too much math stuff for a Friday morning.

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    jerrythemacguy  almost 3 years ago

    Pastis must have a Guardian Angle.

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    stevej Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If it wasn’t for geometry, life would be pointless.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is one of the better pun strips.

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    MarthaGwen Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, I love all of his puns, and I especially like this one!!!

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    kzturtlegirl  almost 3 years ago

    Pig went on a tangent.

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    lgilbert50  almost 3 years ago

    grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan,but funny

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    Laird Nelson  almost 3 years ago

    Off on a tangent again. Sin of the times.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    If he can show some straight lines to acute angles, he may become Mr. Right…

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    skipper1992  almost 3 years ago

    This math geek (and one-time education major) approves.

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    chriscc63  almost 3 years ago

    ok, this was his best pun/s so far

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    chris_weaver  almost 3 years ago

    All this angling, yet no fish.

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    Seed_drill  almost 3 years ago

    Angles we contour from π Sweetly dissecting o’er the plane And the radians in reply Protractoring their arc’s domain.

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    Number Three  almost 3 years ago

    L0L!

    xxx

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Get bent!

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m just glad Coach Clell Burnett, my high school geometry teacher, wasn’t a square like that guy!

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    very tri-ing

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    Edward Rozanski Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If Pastis managed to stretch this strip’s concept out for a week, would be considered a protractor?

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    finnygirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I love this comic! I love the puns! And the comments are wonderful; I am rolling on the floor (how many degrees I haven’t kept track of).

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Keep on punning!

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Angles?

    Where are the Saxons?

    They’ve all got their sacks on for the Annual ’Toon Town Sack Race.

    Hey, Cartoon-Boy, how lazy can an “artist” get?

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    eddi_tbh  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t get bent out ofshape.

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    highrollerhydra87  almost 3 years ago

    Get to the point.

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 3 years ago

    Every New Year’s Eve the mathematicians sing:

    “Should all the angles be obtuse and never cross a line …”

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    weatherford.joe  almost 3 years ago

    The humor in this strip has no parallel.

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    NitaNeall  almost 2 years ago

    That was funny on several levels. Ha?

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    NitaNeall  almost 2 years ago

    I mean Haha!!!

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 year ago

    HOW aCUTE!! (except the gay line reference)

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    NeilCopeland  10 months ago

    Stephan needs to check his reflexes.

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