Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2017


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Can I get it in a cone?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 4 years ago

    Remember, kids, you can only rent a beer-sicle.

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, what a great idea!

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    Waiter…I’ll have a Heineken with extra sprinkles.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    If ice cream trucks mostly play “The Entertainer” by Scott Joplin, would beer trucks play “Tequila” by The Champs?

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    “One budnana split, please”

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I remember this from “Shark Tank” – Beer Infused Premium Ice Cream

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t decide. Blue Moon Orange-sicle, Corona Lemon-sicle, Cream Ale-sicle. Maybe I’ll just get the Chocolate Stout-sicle.

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    juicebruce  almost 4 years ago

    That concept would work in England because the kids can legally drink at like age 11 or 12 rears old :-)

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing that this isn’t the same family as the brewery; however, …

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’ll get us beer drinkers running.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 4 years ago

    This troubled cartoonist think this is a way to give alcohol to children…not in anyways funny.

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    derdave969  almost 4 years ago

    Josh, it’s a cartoon for crying out loud.

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    johndifool  almost 4 years ago

    Welp, beer is now cheaper than ice cream now, fwiw…

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    erik.vanthienen  almost 4 years ago

    Knowing Rat, there will be prescription opioids and crystal meth available under the counter.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m in if he slows down.

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    whiteheron  almost 4 years ago

    In some states, the business model is going to pot.

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    WaitingMan  almost 4 years ago

    The beer truck is ‘chasing’ the bourbon truck.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    President Rat making America drunk again!

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 4 years ago

    Ultimate ice beer.

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    Kristiaan Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nothing wrong with a bit of beer. Coca-cola on the other hand should be banned.

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    anorok2  almost 4 years ago

    I thought you couldn’t freeze alcohol?….am I wrong?

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    skipper1992  almost 4 years ago

    I just got back inside from a training run (training for a half marathon). This sounds mighty appealing right now …

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    Number Three  almost 4 years ago

    That is just messed up.

    BUT, It’s still funny. Because what would you expect from Rat?


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    nopainogain  almost 4 years ago

    sometimes I think Rat is my spirit animal

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    Nuliajuk  almost 4 years ago

    Now I want to try making beer flavoured ice cream. I don’t even own an ice cream maker.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Pig seems to disagree, Goat. And what sweet little brainless ninny wouldn’t?

    Shame, Rat, exploiting the Little Ones! And, oh yeah, I’ll have a draught pint, please!

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    ESpecks  almost 4 years ago

    This is messed up on so many levels.

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    ESpecks  almost 4 years ago

    HA! Just realized I almost quoted Goat in the last panel.

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    Ned Dickens  over 2 years ago

    Advertising beer for kids?! Sooooooooooooooo wrong!!

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    trynet  about 2 years ago

    Hehe, I’ve ever understood why this concept has never become reality despite having been portrayed in cartoon strips many times. The first time I saw it was in the Norwegian strip Pondus, but I’m sure it’s even older than that.

    Come on! Us blokes wants our beer vans!

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    LNER4472 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Once again, he proves psychic.WE NEED THIS. NOW.While all the pubs are closed!

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