Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2017
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: Telling neighbor Bob that we're building a wall between our houses. Goat: Rat doesn't like him? Pig: Nope...and he doesn't like Don. The neighbor on the other side. Goat: So he's building a wall there too? Pig: Yep. And some with the guy behind us. He hates him. Goat: That just leaves the neighbor in front of you. Pig: Who Rat doesn't like either. Goat: So what does that mean? Rat: That I think I just built a prison. Goat: Our dreams have come true. Rat: Bake me a cake with a saw in it!