Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 09, 2017
Rat: I almost got back my old job at the cafe. But my boss wanted me at work by 5:30 a.m. Goat: So? Rat: So getting up before 6:00 a.m. is a crime against humanity. Goat: Some people just call that being diligent. Rat: I'm thinking of reporting him to the Hague.