Pig: I'm tired of failing at everything I try.
Rat: Well, change that.
Rat: Stop trying.
Goat: You should really be a motivational speaker.
Rat: I know.
Pig: Trying is for losers!
I stopped trying, now my ex-girlfriend is dating a guy 20 years younger then me:( Now I have a lot more money . . . and a lot less love:(