Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2017
Rat: What do you think is the key to having a successful career? Goat: To find what you love to do. And figure out a way to make it happen. Rat: I love getting drunk. To make it happen, I open my mouth. Goat: Let me re-word that. Rat: I'm a huge @*#@*@# success!