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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Da Google is stronger than any wall you can build, Larry.

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    ekke  about 5 years ago

    My feelings about Google exactly. When did this character start making sense?

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    juicebruce  about 5 years ago

    Da Google, Do Micromouse,Da UnFacebook,Da Tweeter Ect,Ect……..Me no trust…….Must build Ark also !

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    I think Larry might be on to something here, either that or he’s on something, one or the other.

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  about 5 years ago

    At least I’m not the only one who ignores the ads. Not sure that being on par with Larry is a good thing though.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    If you thinks Larry’s in trouble, wait until you see what Facebook does to Pig.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    You realize, of course, that those driverless cars will be guided by GPS, the same system that directs drivers into the ocean.

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    Someone guard Sarah Connor.

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    railwayman001  about 5 years ago

    I think Larry once went after Google before in 2010, when Zeeba Neighba had it as his ally and it got Larry all freaked out to where he organized an idiot croc “posse” much to Patty’s anger.

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    asianwoof  about 5 years ago

    Oh that Larry Bing.

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    macky87  about 5 years ago

    Come on! Even Larry’s own son isn’t 100% sure. Notice that he said “They probably won’t kill you”. Sounds like at least a 1% chance that they might. Build the wall higher & thicker Larry!

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If a driverless car hits me, I’ll call my lawyer Siri.

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    wcorvi  about 5 years ago

    I want to see how they make a driverless car heed the “Do not enter when flooded” sign.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Yeah, seems like Brin and Page pretty much reneged on the whole “do no evil” thing.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I agree with Larry this time.

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    laurac5800  about 5 years ago

    Da Google is back! This should be fun…

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    jbmlaw01  about 5 years ago

    I am distressed that I think like the crocs.

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    peabodyboy  about 5 years ago

    I support Google in their quest for world domination. I think they would be a kinder, gentler master than either Amazon or Disney.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    LMAO!

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    windfinder  about 5 years ago

    Hey Larry, if you have trouble building the wall, I’m sure google will help you.

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    albecky  about 5 years ago

    “Probably” won’t.

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    Spiderverse117  about 5 years ago

    Da Google already knows about your pathetic wall, and has circumvented it. Submit pathetic mortals! Bow before your Overlords! Bwahahahahaha!

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    mortaur  about 5 years ago

    They probably wont kill you for that…

    don’t believe everything you read on the internet!

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    SkyFisher  about 5 years ago

    With so many people out of work, why is Google trying to replace cab drivers and chaufers with robots!?

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    grainpaw  about 5 years ago

    I want to see a driverless car stay out of the ditch on a narrow road with blowing, drifted snow and visibility range of ten feet. At night.

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    æ²  about 5 years ago

    Technically, it’s Da Alphabet now.

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    Al Nala  about 5 years ago

    Larry be right. Do not trust Google.

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I didn’t know Larry could use a computer…..

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    Wilde Bill  about 5 years ago

    That wall won’t help him. There is no mortar between the bricks.

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    If I Googled “How to get rid of the Crocs on Pearls Before Swine” I wonder what would happen?

    That’s right. Nothing.

    xxx

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    BobCu  about 5 years ago

    I use google search, google spreadsheets, google maps, google blog, google gmail, and some other google things. But I don’t like them because they have destroyed google YouTube videos with extremely disgusting video ads. I don’t like them and I don’t trust them.

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    withaG  about 5 years ago

    An old airplane joke: an airliner takes of from LA on a flight to New York; after reaching altitude a voice comes on over the PA system and says"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, you are flying on the first transcontinental flight being flown without a pilot. The whole flight from takeoff to landing is being controlled by a computer, but don’t be concerned, nothing can go wrong, can go wrong, can go wrong…"

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    rgcviper  about 5 years ago

    As I like to say …

     

    “YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo.”

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Larry make da Google pay for da wall.

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    knight1192a  about 5 years ago

    Da Google arc returning? Does this mean we’ll be seeing Annie Fannie and that cow again too? Maybe the return of the heli-kitty.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Bravo, Larry Croc! Such words of wisdom can give you a great new reputation. But follow your own advice!

    Never trust da Google, son.

    That has been my motto for a long time! Da Google is an evil entity determined to take over the Earth and all its people!

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    Lupin III  about 5 years ago

    Instead of working on “driverless” cars, why not take things more incrementally and make safer cars? I’ve got parents and in-laws that are getting older and still need to drive, and a few basic safety features seem more important to me than making a car completely automated. You know, keep the car in the proper lane, avoid collisions, stop if the driver nods off. Something that could be a feature now, instead of years in the future.

    Of course, my guess is they are hoping to make big profits on being the first to go driverless, as opposed to the much smaller margins for doing, well, the right thing.

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    Gerard Carroll Premium Member about 5 years ago

    My sentiments exactly

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    scribbly  about 5 years ago

    That wall looks like it’s made of Legos — I don’t think it’ll stop a car.

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    GaleemCrusher  over 4 years ago

    Da Google…it has returned…

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    MatthewRohde  almost 3 years ago

    Apparently I haven’t read this strip in a while. The Google arc from 2010 was one of my favorites, glad to see there was follow up.

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    Darkknight55  over 1 year ago

    I thought we were done with da google.

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