Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Is a gift to Rat’s charity tax deductible?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    How about the “Send Rat One-Way to the Middle East” fund?

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    RH3  over 5 years ago

    In “At last – the 1948 Show”, the Lovely Aimee MacDonald used to ask for donations to the Make The Lovely Aimee MacDonald A Rich Lady Fund.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 5 years ago

    selfish much, Rat?

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    bigcatbusiness  over 5 years ago

    A charity that he’s just began. How many times have we seen that?

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    Oshietekun  over 5 years ago

    As a public service, the top five charities in terms of efficiency (percent of donations that go to the actual cause):

    #5. Invisible Children — 80%

    #4. World Vision — 85%

    #3. Doctors Without Borders — 86%

    #2. American Red Cross — 92%

    #1. Help Rat Raise $85,000 — 100%

    Well now, the choice is clear.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The United Methodist Committee on Relief, aka UMCOR, has a unique system that allows it to deliver 100 percent of donations to people in need. Whether in the form of food, clothing, disaster supplies, or whatever, they make use of existing structures, personnel, and agencies within the church’s mission apparatus that are already funded in the regular budget. In other words, they don’t have to hire additional administrators or pay for office space or any infrastructure expenditures. You give a dollar, someone gets a dollar’s worth of whatever they need.

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    juicebruce  over 5 years ago

    Rat is on mission for Rat…….

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    Sandfan  over 5 years ago

    Anecdotal Red Cross Experience:

    While serving in the Air Force in Germany in 1966, I had to drive 3 hours to the port of Bremen to ship my car home after receiving orders to a new station. After finishing the paperwork, I went to the train station to buy my ticket and discovered that I had managed to lose my wallet. No money, no ID.

    I went to the Red Cross facility at the train station and told them my sad story. In 30 minutes they verified my identity, fed me coffee and doughnuts, and gave me a train ticket back to my base.

    No prize for guessing who gets my charitable donations.

    P.S. When I picked up my car a couple of months later in New York, I found my wallet under the driver’s seat.

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    papabear  over 5 years ago

    Hey, Pastis… would calling it “The Clinton Family Foundation” have been just too much of a coincidence?

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    OGWhatahunk  over 5 years ago

    Salvation Army is the best. If your house catches fire they invite you in and “take what you need”,, Clothes, food. ect. ALL FREE

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    I think Rat has been watching The Lemon Drop Kid.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Start a gofundme page, Rat, and let’s see how many people will actually donate to you for a luxury sedan

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    wgwonka  over 5 years ago

    Sorta like the “Trump Foundation”

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    flyfisher  over 5 years ago

    Donate to The Human Fund and have a Happy Festivus! :)

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    Rat will get nothing but my foot up his butt.

    xxx

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    People say they want honesty, but then they are always so angry and hostile when they actually encounter some.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago

    On “I Love Lucy,” Lucy raffled off a TV set for the “Ladies’ Overseas Aid Society” — to raise funds to pay Lucy and Ethel’s fare to Europe.

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    BobCu  over 5 years ago

    Once again I agree with Mr. Rat. My favorite and only charity is myself.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    “Charity begins at home.” —And in Rat’s case, it never strays!

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    Zebra  over 4 years ago

    What about the “lock rat in a crate throw him into the ocean handcuffed with leg irons and see what happens fund”

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