Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2016
December 14, 2016
December 16, 2016
Goat: This church is making it really easy to get ordained as a priest. They let you do it online.
Pig: Is that a good thing?
Goat: I don't know. I guess it depends on what kind of people apply.
Rat: Bless you, my son.
Goat: It's a bad thing.