Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2016
Zebra: Did you go to college? Larry: Yeah. Me graduate Stanfurd Uneeversity wid degree een math. Zebra: I find that hard to believe. Larry: Is true. Me an aluminum. Zebra: It would be a lot more convincing if you knew the word 'alumni". Larry: Hey...me math major, not English major.