Goat: What do you think happens to pigs when they die?
Pig: They go to heaven.
Goat: Because pigs are good and deserve eternal happiness?
Pig: Because it can't be heaven without bacon.
Goat: So much for their happiness.
Pig: We take one for the team.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Also, pigs are cannibals.
Sherlock Watson over 6 years ago
Many pork products can indeed be heavenly, especially with mustard.
cdgar over 6 years ago
I’ll bite. I love pork.
æ² over 6 years ago
So they’re eating high on the hog?
bigcatbusiness over 6 years ago
I don’t think Pig even knows what bacon is made of.
Bilan over 6 years ago
They also go to Hawaii
♫ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ SPAM ♪ LOVELY SPAM ♬
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Being bacon is a better retirement plan than most.
asianwoof over 6 years ago
I was thinking, when pigs fly, and today one just flew past.
Emjeff over 6 years ago
Don’t forget ribs….
Strong51Bad over 6 years ago
Unfortunately, there is an “I” in “Team”. See the T-shirt.
garcoa over 6 years ago
In hell there is no bacon?
Qiset over 6 years ago
I grew up on a pig farm. Pig will eat just about everything but not exactly everything. The don’t like grapefruit. At least ours didn’t.
BobCu over 6 years ago
Is there a magical 2nd life in a magical heaven for pigs and humans? No, of course not. Magic is not real. It’s the childish wishful thinking of cowards. Does this mean most Americans have cowardly fear of reality? Unfortunately yes. Religions make people dense.
Number Three over 6 years ago
Rats go to hell.
Sneakygit Premium Member over 6 years ago
Thx a lot pig =)
SpongebobPatrickBackwards over 6 years ago
Bitter Scribe over 6 years ago
At least Pig is a good sport.