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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    That’s what I love about smartphones — they set themselves.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    Here’s a thought — wait ’til you get there, and set your watch to match all the clocks around you.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    Less serious comment: Pig’s just killing time today.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Or the old-fashioned way, don’t carry a watch and keep bugging other people for the time.

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    aardvarkseyes  about 5 years ago

    Time is overrated.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Arizona as well as Hawaii sure have it easy not doing DST. Anyway, as the band Chicago said, “Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?”

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    asianwoof  about 5 years ago

    Daddy, what’s a watch?

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    alviebird  about 5 years ago

    It’s all relative.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Time is that dimension along which the human consciousness slides in one direction. Whether objects and events move through time in any particular direction independent of human consciousness is an open question.

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    juicebruce  about 5 years ago

    Time Is On My Side……………..THE ROLLING STONES……said so! :-)

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    waycyber  about 5 years ago

    In fact, there are 5 known dimensiins:- Length, Width, Depth, Time and Cindy

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    Steverino Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I am convinced that DST is responsible for the mess we are in. Messing with time makes people CRAZY.

    DST will be responsible for the end of civilization as we know it.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    LMAO!

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    bigcatbusiness  about 5 years ago

    You know, Animaniacs has a song that helps you understand time.

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    news  about 5 years ago

    UTC Everywhere! Even the New York Times thinks so.

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    chris_o42  about 5 years ago

    By the Time I Get to Phoenix…

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    mortaur  about 5 years ago

    Hey, watch it, pig!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What is really weird is going across the DATE LINE!

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    surfstuff55  about 5 years ago

    I don’t care about Time!

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    vogonpoetry  about 5 years ago

    Everyone should pick a time and just LEAVE it!

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    nyinstant  about 5 years ago

    Just for the proverbial record: it’s called Daylight Saving Time, not “Daylight Savings.”

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    johndifool  about 5 years ago

    Synch with Non Sequitur today (they ponder making a sundial, decide in the end to junk it).

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Used to be that way in Indiana when we only observed Hoosier Standard Time… except in the corners near Chicago and KY — no one from outside the state ever knew what time it was here. (and quite a few Hoosiers were also at sea)

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 5 years ago

    Fly from Regina to Tucson, easy peasy

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    steve.terry  about 5 years ago

    When pigs fly…

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    booktrout  about 5 years ago

    Move up here to the mountains, live by sunset/sunrise instead of clocks and everything will turn out fine. No daylight saving fiascos.

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    Radical-Knight  about 5 years ago

    That’s why I quit wearing a watch. It gives me a chance to talk with people by starting with… “Damn, I forgot my watch; What time is it?”

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 5 years ago

    there goes the hour gained.

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    Steve Dutch  about 5 years ago

    Is Pig actually smart enough to take a plane all by himself?

    Let me respectfully suggest that if you’re too dumb to reset clocks twice a year, or figure out which way a USB plug goes, you should stay home on Tuesday.

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    peaches_mi_usa  about 5 years ago

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

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    BiathlonNut  about 5 years ago

    Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

    -Apologies to the many who have heard this.
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    YatInExile Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have watches but they all need batteries. And I don’t remember the last time I wore one.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Once similar in Indiana. When I had to travel to meetings there, I’d call a bank there and say, “What time is it?”

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    Ermine Notyours  about 5 years ago

    In the summer, Arizona is in the Pacific Time Zone, and in winter Arizona is in the Mountain Time Zone, now an hour off from most of Texas.

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    My main issue with moving up Daylight Saving Time is that I used to be able to hear Spring Training games during my noon lunch break, but with the time change happening in the first week of March and Arizona not observing it, the games only start at noon on the first week, then they move back to one.

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    I never have any problems with the clocks going back or forward.

    Guess I’m in the minority.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    How did Pig end up today in Texas? I thought the PBS crew lived in the Socialist Peoples’ Republic of California.

    Anyway, watches are obsolescent. In fact, I’ve stopped wearing one (of the three or four I have) even though I don’t carry around a smartphone. And the world has not ended.

    But this is true: Daylight Saving Time is a waste of time and energy. We would be better off, including healthier, without it.

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    lindz.coop  about 5 years ago

    Hate Standard Time…gets dark at 4:30 around here.

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    LilPeruna  10 months ago

    If you have a watch that has atomic timekeeping (gets its time signal from one of the 6 time antennaes around the world) it’ll adjust for you, usually early in the morning. You can also do an immediate time correction, if so desired.

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