Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2016
Goat: Hey, Rat, I'd like you to meet my friend, Clowno the Congressman. Rat: That's his real head? Goat: No. It's a mask. He's a real congressman, but he's so ashamed of never getting anything done that he wears the mask to hide his identity. Rat: Convenient way to hide that you can't draw caricatures. Stephen: I have limited skills!