Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2016
Man: Sir, you say you want to build a giant wall between the U.S. and Mexico? Rat: Yes. A big pretty wall. Man: But don't a large percentage of illegal immigrants come by air? Rat: Yes. So I will build a floating wall in the air to block their immigrant planes. Man: But don't some come bye sea? Rat: Yes. So I will build walls along our beaches. Man: But what if people climb over the walls? Rat: I will build walls on top of walls. Man 2: But what if they dig under? Rat: I will build under the walls! Man: But what if they-- Rat: I will go into Mexico and build four walls so closely around every man, woman, and child that they can't even bend over to sneeze!!!! Man: What if we just built a wall around him? Man 2: One step ahead of you. Rat: And don't call me racist. I eat at Taco Bell twice a week.