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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Pig – more guts than brains.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    Now that’s intestinal fortitude.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 5 years ago

    I got a gut feeling these two are speaking different languages.

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    LuvThemPluggers  about 5 years ago

    Women will agree with this one. Other areas may shrink in size but that gut is freakin for-ever!

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    When I listen to my gut, it get’s larger.

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    infomas Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And the most tasty.

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    So it isn’t true that Pig is gutless.

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    juicebruce  about 5 years ago

    Ah yes the gut comes from a See-Food diet…………you see the food and eat it all…………Beer will not help this condition although beer helps with other conditions :-)

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    Chithing Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think with Pig it’s called “pork belly,” or bacon.

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    tsandl  about 5 years ago

    Yeah, let’s all trust the part of ourselves that’s literally full of s—-.

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    asianwoof  about 5 years ago

    GUT FEEDBACK LOOP: -Gut says eat - Gut gets bigger — Gut says eat — Gut gets bigger — Gut says…

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Trusting your gut is “truthiness” — Colbert’s word, meaning that what is self evident when you use your mind is less important than what you know in your gut. You believe your gut, not your mind, because you don’t like what you know with your mind. The problem with using your gut for thinking instead of your brain is that the products of the two organs become virtually identical.

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    steverinoCT  about 5 years ago

    I’m watching my waistline— that’s why I keep it out in front where I can see it easier.

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    pugmahone12  about 5 years ago

    More crocs, please.

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    skipper1992  about 5 years ago

    Pig clearly doesn’t know anyone who will be on parenteral nutrition the rest of their lives.

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    Pig’s gut is telling him it’s time for dinner.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Gosh; it’s the (supposedly) wise Goat who says trust your gut! Poor literal-minded Pig merely follows his lead. I guess you could say that, in Pig’s case, Goat has been tossing pearls before swine….

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    ekken  over 1 year ago

    when i listen to my gut, i feel like puking

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