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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fine, your stuck with providing prune juice and denture cleaner.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    It might be pretty easy to invade Florida, if you do it during everyone’s nap time.

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    Thirdbase  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t that called Spring Break?

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    bigcatbusiness  over 3 years ago

    Thinking of invading Greenland when there has been a devastating hurricane in the main land!

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Hummmm……..Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. Cue eye roll.

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    The wife said we were going green, but all I know is that I’m hauling blue boxes until I’m red in the face.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Sarasota? Is that where they have a Ringling Museum? A clown museum? You don’t have enough troops, Rat!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If you cannot laugh at your troubles, count on them piling up until you can.

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    asianwoof  over 3 years ago

    The Zikas have always wanted to fly north during the summer months, but Mr. Zika is concerned about the accommodations and food situation in Greenland. Mrs. Zika, rest assured, explained that they can always make a quick stop along the way.

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    Egrayjames  over 3 years ago

    Rat could invade Aroostook County, Maine. It’s larger than CT and RI combined…and only 70,000 people.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    And after Sarasota how about Grenada?

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Or Cherry County, Nebraska. 6000 square miles, and less than 6000 people.

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    IQTech61  over 3 years ago

    Pastis, stop the punning for a while and try using that big brain of yours to really research the candidates.

    OR just keep being like all the other cartoonists and whine that both candidates are “exactly the same”.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Next he’ll decide that Greenland is way too cold, and Florida is unpleasantly hot. So he’ll invade Dayton Ohio.

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    A. Weiner  over 3 years ago

    The point is this REALLY is better than the other two. Definitely not funny. “A sinking ship being manned by drunken sailors.”

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    Dave Ferro  over 3 years ago

    All your base are belong to us…

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    Wonder if the Cat in the Hat would eat a rat……..

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    Rad-ish, see No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All your Lief belong to us.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    Who in H/&^ would want ANY part of Florida??

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    Just out of interest. Who are the other two candidates? Is it Hilary and Donald? Or fictional characters which haven’t appeared yet?Sorry, I’m so thick.

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    Spade Jr. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pastis, your lack of humor trying to be funny politically is truly embarassing. End this stuff before you lose ALL your readers and wind up asking people if they want fries with what they hand you money for.

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    Dr.DocSmith  over 3 years ago

    Stop giving Ding Dong ideas! Stop that!

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