Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She must’ve found that money under the sofa cushions.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 3 years ago

    In Monopoly money.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    “Because I’m not Trump” should be enough to do it.

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    Algolei  over 3 years ago

    She’s not Jill Stein or Gary Johnson? Y’know — the OTHER two candidates?

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    Guilty Bystander  over 3 years ago

    This is exactly how people are voting this year.: AGAINST a candidate and not FOR one. That’s never a good sign, no matter how an election turns out.

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    asianwoof  over 3 years ago

    Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a Rat trap!”

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    bigcatbusiness  over 3 years ago

    Yep. Clear as a bell what this means. If only Rat could coe to my country. There is more competition, but he would do a less worse job.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oddly enough, this is exactly how Trump got the Republican nomination in spite of not actually being a Republican.It is also how Bernie almost got the nomination, except that some Ruling Parties have a firmer grip on power.

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    This woman does not know Rat…………

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    bosn_otter  over 3 years ago

    I wish Pat Paulson was running

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now that Rat has money, he & his friends can afford to eat at a diner that has REAL food on the plates!!

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    LadyJessica  over 3 years ago

    A million dollars… CASH?? In ye olde moneybags? Now that’s fundraising!

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    toahero  over 3 years ago

    TRUMP: Tycoon Ruin Under Minimal Pressure

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    Ivan Araque Premium Member over 3 years ago

    False equivalence, Pastis.

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    Sparton1227  over 3 years ago

    Well you can always tell a good political discussion when you find it in the comments page of a comic strip

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    Richard Zitnik Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nailed it!!

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    The Moose Group  over 3 years ago

    Stephen has his finger right on the problem. We don’t have a good choice no matter how we vote. We either vote for a scam artist or for Trump

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    I would have just shut the door on him.


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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She’ll need to be more specific. “Filthy, disgusting, no good, thieving little rat” could be any of them.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Still time to mount an internet campaign to write in Chris Rock and Laurence Fishburne. Could it be any worse?

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    hjl46385 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    what is going on my home page do not look like it did the last time

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    knight1192a  over 3 years ago

    Well, she just described one of the parties running.

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    glynis37  over 3 years ago

    Plumbob Wilson said, about 10 hours agoI wish there was an option on the ballot to leave the position vacant for the next four years. Just hang a “help wanted” sign on the gate at 1600 Pennsylvania.————————————————————-Sounds good until you remember who’ll be doing the interviewing and hiring. Congress is at least as corrupt as any of the candidates.

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    alviebird  over 3 years ago

    A vote for Clinton is simply a vote for “politics as usual”, thus the appeal of the alternative. I wholly understand that. But this particular alternative is a potentially dangerous nitwit. I want change, too. But do we really want it bad enough to take a chance on this small minded moron? Personally, I’d rather take four more years of the same ol’ same ol’ than take that risk. She lies? She covers up? So what’s new? Just wait until Trump has a political record to cover up. (I&

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    Claire Jordan  over 3 years ago

    We’re lucky in Scotland in that we have five reasonably good party leaders of whom two are first-class (and four of the five are women, and three of those are lesbians), but the US is in the same position England has been in for decades – that of having to pick the least-worst from a line-up of lacklustre candidates.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Meh. I am not impressed. A million dollars doesn’t go very far these days, Rat. Besides, it may, even so, be an illegally large donation. Of course, very few folks will vote for you, anyway…

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    joanb  over 3 years ago

    OK Rat, you come knocking on my door and I will give you the same response. We need animals like you in DC.. not the animals who are there, been there or want to be there.

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    Spade Jr. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pastis, stick with NON-political humor attempts. This was one of the weakest of the weak strips taking the easy way out with political stuff. Unless of course you’re trying to move to the editorial pages someplace. Now, if this is too hard for you to understand, let me put it this way: today’s strip STINKS.

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    V45mikky  over 3 years ago

    She violates the campaign fiance laws.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The times are what the times are. We all reflect the same realities, dreadful though they may be. Maybe we need to stop hanging the shiniest ornaments on the tree and get some dedicated dullards up there.

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    washatkc Premium Member over 3 years ago

    People like Spade kill me. I don’t like it so it shouldn’t be published attitude. Don’t like it move on arrogant ass. Your opinion isn’t that important.

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