Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Who said anything about virtue?”

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    cdgar  over 4 years ago

    Trump started it.

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    Well, can he lie as well as the better liar of the two?

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    jmarkoff2  over 4 years ago

    Eminem says: I love the way you lie.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 4 years ago

    All talk and no action.That’s really all people need to know about politics.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “You have learned well, rat grasshopper.”

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    God, he’s good!

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    juicebruce  over 4 years ago

    So you are telling me what my ears hear and what my eyes see is not happening………………Hummmmm

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    Chad Cheetah  over 4 years ago

    The podiums seem rather empty

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    chris_o42  over 4 years ago

    Pastis for President! At least he’d keep us laughing.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Rat just needs a comb-over.

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    BudsGlory  over 4 years ago

    Yello’s “Of Course I’m Lying” should be the theme song for the debates

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    A. Weiner  over 4 years ago

    The Pinocchio counter:

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago

    conservatives, liberals all have a planto make themselves richoff the common manit’s power they wantto control me and youto make us all dancewhen they tell us too-so don’t be fooled voterinto thinking they knowhow to fix everythingincluding the snowtry to find someonewho has actually donesomething other than a lie spun-and if you are diligentresourceful and patientignore all the half truthsand the media storiesyou may find someonewho truly has worthto represent youfor the political berth-and then againprobably not

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    48 percent of all statistics are made up.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m also fascinated by which politicians inspire such rabid hatred that more lies are told about them than they themselves could ever concoct. And this time around, the number of lies (that can quickly and easily be proved to be lies) that one politician can tell in one day. Or one speech. Or one sentence. I think those planning to vote for the indisputable all time greatest in this category must regard this as a virtue. Their standard comeback is that ALL politician’s lie. But not all the time, nonstop, 24/7, boldly and proudly. This is a historical first for American politics.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 4 years ago

    Hey, now, the Supreme Court has ruled that it’s okay for politicians to lie to us. What does anyone expect? What do you call an honest politician? An oxymoron.

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    Is Rat lying that he can lie as well as those two?Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything clever to say! Politics is not my forté


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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    It might be the Cretan Paradox, or just a Big Lie. At this point, what difference does it make?

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    auggy42  over 4 years ago

    After watching the silly “presidential debate”: Rat told the truth and was 100% accurate. He is moe than accurate.

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    librarian4hire  over 4 years ago

    Tonights debate scorecard from PolitiFactTrump: 12 liesClinton: 1 lie

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    HowieL  over 4 years ago

    I’ll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my pastAnd send me off to bed for evermore

    Tom Waits – Tango Till They’re Sore

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