Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2016

That’s the aunt that watches every episode of that quack Dr. Oz.

For the list: Daytime talk show hosts. All of them.

Stole that bit from Family Circus.

The person who intentionally drives slow in the fast lane.

Is there a pamphlet of that?

The guy who posts “FIRST!” to every comment section.

People who must be right, no matter the facts.

A good many of these could be added to Koko’s song in Gilbert&Sullivan’s Mikado:

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list.Of society offenders who might well be underground, And never would be missed, who never would be missed!

Oh my. I fear that if I start down this road, I’ll never stop. And I’m sure that I am on a few people’s lists.

that Facebook comment is dead on.

A Rat’s Guide…………………Hummmm

Is the such a thing as a “high quacious” ? Why are they always low?

I think everybody is on someone’s list.

The first one reminds me of the routine The Gardener. There is a you tube on it. Sad story gets sadder, it is funny as heck.

Ah! the quiet susurration of innumerable Apis mellifera

more crocs, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I don’t participate in facebook.

The person who feels compelled to push the crosswalk or elevator button over and over again when once is all that is required.

The person who constantly yells, no matter where you are.

People in big trucks who tailgate even when you’re going more than a little over the speed limit. And then, when they park, it won’t fit in a normal space.

Rat has a two-tone nose. How come?

There’s a whole comic strip along these lines called Human Cull: www.gocomics.com/human-cull

The people who keep asking for more crocs!

I see he’s met my neighbor Ed.

I know 2 people on Facebook who have never heard of Snopes or Hoax Slayer. they believe every stupid thing they read , even the really obvious ones! I would not be surprised if they watch Dr. Oz too!

Work on ’em, Doktor Zook.

A lot of talkative bees?

It was worth it just to get to, “This is do darn plethora.”

Whatsa matter, Cartoon-Boy? Can’t take it? Sock it to him, Rat!Pig, please don’t labor so hard to make a fool of yourself; we already know….

these loquacious bees… were they trying to convince you to eat a certain cereal?

Pastis your characters come alive.. a very scary prospect :)

How can Rat draw, when he lacks opposable thumbs?

I’d like to add people who keep track of how many “likes” they get and those who insist on telling you how many facebook friends they have.