Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s the aunt that watches every episode of that quack Dr. Oz.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    For the list: Daytime talk show hosts. All of them.

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    Stole that bit from Family Circus.

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    asianwoof  over 4 years ago

    The person who intentionally drives slow in the fast lane.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 4 years ago

    Is there a pamphlet of that?

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    The guy who posts “FIRST!” to every comment section.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    People who must be right, no matter the facts.

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    GuntherGrass  over 4 years ago

    A good many of these could be added to Koko’s song in Gilbert&Sullivan’s Mikado:

    As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list.Of society offenders who might well be underground, And never would be missed, who never would be missed!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh my. I fear that if I start down this road, I’ll never stop. And I’m sure that I am on a few people’s lists.

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    detroitpete  over 4 years ago

    that Facebook comment is dead on.

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    juicebruce  over 4 years ago

    A Rat’s Guide…………………Hummmm

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    whiteheron  over 4 years ago

    Is the such a thing as a “high quacious” ? Why are they always low?

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    I think everybody is on someone’s list.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The first one reminds me of the routine The Gardener. There is a you tube on it. Sad story gets sadder, it is funny as heck.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ah! the quiet susurration of innumerable Apis mellifera

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    pugmahone12  over 4 years ago

    more crocs, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 4 years ago

    this is why I don’t participate in facebook.

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    AKJeff  over 4 years ago

    The person who feels compelled to push the crosswalk or elevator button over and over again when once is all that is required.

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    Clearstream  over 4 years ago

    The person who constantly yells, no matter where you are.

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    grainpaw  over 4 years ago

    People in big trucks who tailgate even when you’re going more than a little over the speed limit. And then, when they park, it won’t fit in a normal space.

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    drmose  over 4 years ago

    Rat has a two-tone nose. How come?

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    bfrg45  over 4 years ago

    There’s a whole comic strip along these lines called Human Cull:

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    The Fly Hunter  over 4 years ago

    The people who keep asking for more crocs!

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    TheWildSow  over 4 years ago

    I see he’s met my neighbor Ed.

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    tarzina3  over 4 years ago

    I know 2 people on Facebook who have never heard of Snopes or Hoax Slayer. they believe every stupid thing they read , even the really obvious ones! I would not be surprised if they watch Dr. Oz too!

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    Tain'tPelagius  over 4 years ago

    Work on ’em, Doktor Zook.

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    『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』  over 4 years ago

    A lot of talkative bees?

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    gatocatcat  over 4 years ago

    It was worth it just to get to, “This is do darn plethora.”

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Whatsa matter, Cartoon-Boy? Can’t take it? Sock it to him, Rat!Pig, please don’t labor so hard to make a fool of yourself; we already know….

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    nopainogain  over 4 years ago

    these loquacious bees… were they trying to convince you to eat a certain cereal?

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pastis your characters come alive.. a very scary prospect :)

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    quagmire3  over 4 years ago

    How can Rat draw, when he lacks opposable thumbs?

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