Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2016
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September 01, 2016
Rat: Goat thinks that if cows could write poetry, we wouldn't kill them and eat them.
Zebra: I suppose that's true. How could we destroy such literary talent?
Cow: Roses is red, violets is blue, Plees don't shoot, Moo moo moo mooooo