Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2016
Goat: what are you doing Rat? Rat: I've concluded that overpopulation is a serious problem. And if people won't slow down the birth rate, we're gonna need to do other things to control the population. Goat: Like what? Rat: Like hand out fried food and cigarettes. Goat: I'm leaving now. Bob: Ooh...A coupon for a motorcycle.