Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2016
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August 22, 2016
Transcript:
"Rat's Social Cues for the Socially Inept" Rat: Easy to cut out and carry! "You may talk too much. Shirts cannot be worn six days in a row. She doesn't want to talk to you. You do not bring added joy to the holidays. That pick-up line was not effective. My son did not fulfill expectations." Rat: Pretty brilliant, huh?
Wish I could do that to 90% of the people I meet.