Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Goat, if Rat starts choking on his own vomit, don’t help him.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 6 years ago

    “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” (Weird Al Yankovic, “This Is the Life”)

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    Wilde Bill  almost 6 years ago

    It’s been said that you only rent beer.

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    cdgar  almost 6 years ago

    I’m renting all the happiness I can handle thanks to the SS checks that come every month like clockwork.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 6 years ago

    Well Rat has the right idea anyway. If you have a lot of money, then spend it on something useful. It won’t buy happiness, but it can certainly give you a few thrills in life if you spend it wisely. Hoard it all, and you miss a lot.

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    Remember when comics used to be for children?

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    alviebird  almost 6 years ago

    Money can buy guitars, and that’s sort of the same thing.

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    juicebruce  almost 6 years ago

    Happiness is an inside job…………must make sure to bring the correct tools !

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    Kaputnik  almost 6 years ago

    Or as Rodney Dangerfield said, it lets you choose your own type of misery.

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    Adiraiju  almost 6 years ago

    Or, as Berke Breathed put it, “Money can’t buy love, but it sure improves your bargaining position.”

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I had a friend who was a bartender and he’d always say that you never buy a drink, you only rent it.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I do remember Bilan,and I like adult comics much better now.

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    whiteheron  almost 6 years ago

    I’ll drink that!

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    legaleagle48  almost 6 years ago

    Mrs. Howell had a good answer for that, too: “Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop!”

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    tahoeh2o  almost 6 years ago

    “Buy a Jet-Ski. Have you ever seen an unhappy person on a Jet-Ski?”…

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    wagnertinatlanta  almost 6 years ago

    Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it enables you to be miserable in much better surroundings.

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 6 years ago

    Rat’s motto:

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve had a motto for years: “Money can’t buy happiness…it can only make the down payment”

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    McGehee  almost 6 years ago

    If you think money can’t buy happiness, you don’t have enough money.

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    t jacobs  almost 6 years ago

    try looking on blueberry hill

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    angelfiredragon  almost 6 years ago

    I disagree it can buy happiness, now if someone will just fund a 5 year test for me, with unlimited funs I’ll give you the results when done.

    Reality is there is things far more important than money but hey it isn’t like I’m going to find a sponsor anyways.

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    tiomax  almost 6 years ago

    Like my Aunt once told me…“They say money can’t buy happiness but I’d sure like to give it a try!”

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    IQTech61  almost 6 years ago

    http://www.businessinsider.com/study-shows-money-can-buy-happiness-2015-1

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    Number Three  almost 6 years ago

    Money can’t buy you happiness, health and love.

    What can it buy then?

    I don’t know who on earth came up with these sayings.

    xxx

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What happened to the ISIS cartoon?

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    GuntherGrass  almost 6 years ago

    Rat needs a new source of income. This would be a great job for him. Looks like Snopes.com needs some good help.

    http://100percentfedup.com/busted-main-political-fact-checker-for-snopes-is-finally-exposed-as-liberal-hack/

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Just too beers and a martini, and down you go? Rat! I am ashamed of you! Guess you tiny tummy can’t handle the big boy’s stuff, ehh? Neither can your tiny brain handle big boy’s philosophizing….

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    Phatts  almost 6 years ago

    “I know everybody saysMoney can’t buy happinessBut it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull itIt could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets”

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    Phatts  almost 6 years ago

    Yah, you tell me money can’t buy happiness, but honest, level with me here — have you really tried hard enough?Tell you what, let’s try it again with another 120 million, whadya say? Then double-down until we get it! Who’s got the cheques?

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    TheWildSow  almost 6 years ago

    …♪♫…Open your door, I’ll be your tenantDon’t got much baggage, to lay at your feetBut sweet kisses, I’ve got to spareI’ll be there and I’ll cover you

    I think they meant itWhen they said you can’t buy loveNow I know you can rent itA new lease you are my loveOn life, be my life..♪♫…

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    HowieL  almost 6 years ago

    Shoemaker to son: “Someday, son, this awl will be yours.”

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    RedPandaFan  almost 6 years ago

    Money can’t buy happiness…but food makes me happy. Therefore, money can buy happiness.

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