Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2016
Woman: Can we help you? Rat: Yes, ma'am. I'm running for President and I'd like your vote. Man: Why should we vote for you? Rat: Well, I'd say because you need someone fighting for you. But we both know I'm bought and paid for by my biggest donors. And I'd say to pass laws, but I need Congress for that, and those same donors control them. And I'd say because you care about the supreme court, but frankly, they're the ones who okayed the whole money thing in the first place. Here's a pitchfork and torch. Do what you can. Man: At least we have options.