Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2016
July 11, 2016
July 13, 2016
Goat: What do you have there, Rat?
Rat: The gun from a tank.
Goat: What are you doing with it?
Rat: I'm installing it on the hood of my car. Slow drivers bother me.
Goat: I'm calling the police.
Rat: Say goodbye to the prius.