Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He’s a house half full kind of pig.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 4 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “Raindrops keep falling on my bed…”

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    cdgar  about 4 years ago

    Someone save the goldfish.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    the indoor plants might drown if they get too much water, Pig,… not to mention you yourself will get electrocuted if you plan to use a plug-in kitchen appliance to fix a snack.

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    LuvThemPluggers  about 4 years ago

    He’s either an idiot or has a sibling who is a roofer.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 4 years ago

    Well how about that? I wishI could see the positive side of things all the time like Pig. And is that a zebra? For a moment, I thought it was a mime.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 4 years ago

    Right. An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it.

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    Oshietekun  about 4 years ago

    An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin

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    StCleve72  about 4 years ago

    Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten……………………

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    dadoctah  about 4 years ago

    A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optometrist wants to know if you see the glass more full like this? Or like this?

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    Xblade  about 4 years ago

    Optimistic Pig is optimistic.

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Some people see the House as half empty, but Pig sees his House as half full.

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    jozzeke  about 4 years ago

    Optimist : “half full”Pessimist : “half empty”Opportunist : “Are you going to drink that ?”

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    juicebruce  about 4 years ago

    “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life”……….Monty Python

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    derdave969  about 4 years ago

    Looks like Pig is destined to become some politician’s spin doctor.

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    Chad Cheetah  about 4 years ago

    Haven’t seen Zebra in a while

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    you gotta love Pig always looking at the bright side of things

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering….

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    『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』  about 4 years ago

    What! its only 9 am and 25 comments are already here!

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 4 years ago

    Zeeba! Can the crocs be next?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 4 years ago

    Meh. Optimist schmoptimist. The glass is half full or half empty depending upon if one is pouring into it or drinking out of it.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    That’s not an optimist, it’s a pollyanna.

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    Number Three  almost 4 years ago

    I’m a “Half Full” person.

    “Half Empty” just sounds weird.


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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Pig is optimistic, perhaps. But he is stupid, surely. It is no longer possible to make excuses for him by claiming that he is just ignorant. Pig is going to drown in his own bed!

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 4 years ago

    The bad news is, it is NOT raining!

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 4 years ago

    Hey Sisyphos, are you saying that you have to be stupid to be happy? I don’t think Pig is stupid or ignorant, he just lacks common sense. But of course, that depends on the definition you give those words.

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    x.endgamezero.x  about 2 years ago

    An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it as twice as big as it needs to be.

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